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Imepakuliwa kutoka
YTS.LT

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Tovuti rasmi ya filamu za YIFY:
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Mabibi na mabwana,
weka mikono yako pamoja

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kwa Kevin Hart's Acting My Age.

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Asante.

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Asante. Asante.

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Lo!

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Ndiyo. Ndiyo.

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Sasa nataka nianze kwa kusema
Niko katika hali nzuri sana.

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Sababu ni
maana maisha ni mazuri sasa hivi.

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Mke ana furaha. Watoto wana furaha.

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Uhusiano wangu na familia yangu kubwa
inazidi kuwa bora.

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Um...

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Hivi majuzi, nimewekwa madarakani
ya mikusanyiko yote ya familia.

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Kitu chochote kinachohitaji familia
kujumuika kwa wingi, naifanikisha.

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Mikutano ya familia, hafla, chakula cha jioni…
Yote huenda kwangu.

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Nitakuwa mwongo nikiwaambia nyie
haiudhishi kwa sababu inaweza kuwa.

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Mpwa wangu alikuja tu, akasema,

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"Unc, nina kitu
Nataka kuwaambia familia,

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lakini wanaweza tu kusikia kutoka kwangu.
Unaweza kunisaidia kupata familia pamoja?"

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Nikasema, "Nimekupata."

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Ninaita familia.
Tunakusanyika na kwenda kwenye mgahawa.

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Nilipata chumba cha faragha kwenye mgahawa.

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Tunapoingia kwenye chumba cha faragha,
mpwa wangu anasimama.

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Anasema, “Nimewaleta nyote hapa
kwa sababu nataka mjue kuwa mimi ni shoga."

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Ilikuwa haraka.

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Ilikuwa haraka.

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Hata hakutuacha tukae na kula.
Ilikuwa fucking haraka.

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Na aliposema, hakuna aliyesema chochote.
Kila mtu alikuwa kimya.

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Nikasema, “Jamani, mtu fulani
inabidi niseme kitu.

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Mtu lazima avunje barafu."

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Kwa sababu sasa ninaongoza.
Lazima niwe mtu wa kusema kitu.

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Nikasema, mpwa wangu, sikiliza.

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"Nadhani naweza kuongea
kwa familia nzima." Kweli?

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Ndio? Sisi sote.

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"Ninaposema hivyo sisi, kama familia ..."

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Um...

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"Ni salama s-- Angalia, sikiliza."

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"Nadhani ni salama kusema kwamba sisi, um...

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Hiyo ... tunayojua."

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Kama, hakuna mtu aliyeshtuka.

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Hakuna aliyeshtushwa na habari hii.

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Aliposema hivyo, alikuwa juu ya halter juu.
Kama bomba la juu kidogo.

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Imesema…

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Ilisema, "Shimo langu la ngawira hudhurungi."
Ndivyo ilivyosema.

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Ndio, bila shaka wewe ni shoga.
Habari. Sawa?

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Hatutoi shit.
Sisi ni familia. Tunakupenda.

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Shangazi yangu alijaribu kupanda wimbi lile lile.
Shangazi akasimama.

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Alisema, "Angalia, kwa kuwa sisi ni waaminifu,

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Nataka ujue
Nimekuwa nikipambana na uzito wangu."

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"Ninahisi kama ninaugua ugonjwa wa kunona sana."

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Tena, ni kimya.
Hakuna mtu anasema chochote. Ni kimya.

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mimi ni kama,
"Jamani, ni lazima nivunje barafu tena."

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"Lazima niseme kitu tena."

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Nikasema, "Pat, ketishe punda wako mnene chini."

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Nilisema hivyo.

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Na nilifanya. Nilisema hivyo.

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"Kaa punda wako mafuta chini, Pat."

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"Hiyo sio mafuta mapya, Pat.
Hayo ni mafuta yale yale."

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Pat amekuwa mnene tangu nikiwa na miaka 12.
Hayo ni mafuta yale yale, Pat.

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Kaa punda wako mkubwa chini.
Sio fetma mbaya.

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Ni ngumu kuweka familia pamoja.

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Kazi nyingi. Kazi nyingi.

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Lazima uwe na subira nyingi, jamani.
Hata katika kaya yako.

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Mimi ni baba wa watoto wanne.
Nilizungumza kuhusu watoto wangu katika kazi yangu yote.

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Shinikizo nyingi juu yangu
kama baba mtu mashuhuri.

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Lazima niwe mkweli. Najisikia kama
Nilijiwekea shinikizo, ingawa.

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mimi hufanya. Unajua kwa nini?

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Kwa sababu ninahisi kama ... ninahisi kama,
angalau mmoja wa watoto wangu lazima afanikiwe.

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Kweli? sitarajii
kwenda nne kwa nne. mimi si.

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mimi si.

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Nadhani wazazi wowote humu ndani
ambao wana watoto wanne au zaidi ...

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Unajua watoto watafanikiwa
na wale ambao sio. Kama, unajua.

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Unaweza kusema.
"Halo, tazama, nigga huyu hapa, ey ..."

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"Pesa ya dhamana tayari kwa hii."

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"Huh, sijui."

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Mimi tu…Unajua ni nini, jamani?
Sitaki kudanganya.

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Sitaki kuwa mmoja wa watu hao mashuhuri
huyo mpuuzi.

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Wengi wa mastaa hawa wana watoto.

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Watoto hawa wanakua
na usifanye shit na rasilimali hizi

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ambazo zinapatikana
kwa vidole vyao.

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Sitaki hilo litokee kwa watoto wangu.

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Nataka wachukue fursa
wa fursa walizonazo.

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Sitaki kumtupia mtu mchafu.

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Naweza kukuambia baadhi ya watu mashuhuri
ambayo yameleta ujinga.

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Hufikirii juu yake jinsi ninavyofanya.
Nafikiri juu yake.

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Naweza kukuambia.
sitoi chochote. Nitakuwa mkweli.

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Hii ni moja ya sababu
kwanini nilichukua simu zako.

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Kwa hivyo naweza kuwa mwaminifu. Um...

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Kwa hiyo naweza kuwa mkweli.

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Sema jinsi ninavyojisikia.

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Ukimwambia mtu yeyote, nitakataa.
Nitakataa kabisa.

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Nitakuambia ni nani ninayehisi kuwa ni dud.
Nitakuambia.

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Michael Jordan.

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Michael Jordan…

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…alimtupia mtu mzito.

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Sijali unachosema.

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Michael anajua.
Najua yeye jamani anajua.

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Hufikirii
Michael Jordan anapata mtazamo

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kila wakati anaona
Dell Curry akisherehekea kando

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na Steph Curry na Seth Curry?

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Umewahi kuona Dell Curry akitazama mchezo?

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Dell Curry ni kama,
"Angalia wanangu kwenye NBA!"

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Michael anapaswa kutazama chini
upande wa pili wa kitanda

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katika Marcus na Jeffrey.
"Angalia nyinyi wawili sio wajinga."

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"Nimeketi tu hapa kuja
na mchanganyiko wa rangi tofauti za Yordani

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na kucheza Fortnite kila siku ya kutisha.
Angalia wewe."

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Huu pia ni wakati mzuri wa kukuambia yote

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kama, mimi na Michael Jordan
msielewane kabisa.

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Kwa hivyo mengi ya haya ni ...
anatoka sehemu ya ajabu jamani.

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Michael alikuwa na mtazamo
na mimi kwa miaka.

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Miaka mingi Michael amekuwa akinikera
kwa sababu niliandaa tukio la mtu Mashuhuri

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kwa ajili yake miaka iliyopita, na alikuja kwa kuchelewa.

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Akaingia marehemu,
nami nilikuwa na wawili chumbani.

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Sijui walitoka wapi,
lakini nilimpiga kwa haraka haraka.

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Pap! Ilikuwa haraka, lakini ilikuwa ya kufurahisha tu.

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Kila mtu anajua ya Michael Jordan
mpigaji wa kutisha. Mvaaji wa kutisha.

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Baadhi ya jeans mbaya zaidi
Nimewahi kuona maishani mwangu

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zimevaliwa na Michael Jordan.

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Mifuko mikubwa ya nyuma.
Kweli mifuko mikubwa ya nyuma.

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Unaweza kuweka kompyuta ya Dell
katika mfuko wake wa nyuma.

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Mungu, Mike. Je, huo ni upuuzi
Kompyuta ya Dell kwenye mfuko wako wa nyuma?

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Mungu, Mike. Je, hiyo ni modem ya kijinga
katika nyingine? Mungu!

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Alikuja marehemu. Nilimpiga moja haraka.

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Nikasema, “Michael anavaa
kama msagaji mjamzito."

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Sijui ilitoka wapi.

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Alikuwa na suruali yake juu sana,
kufunika kifua chake.

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Ana kitu kidogo cha mafuta,
kile kitu kidogo cha fupa kinajitokeza.

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Sijazungumza naye tangu wakati huo.
Sijazungumza naye tangu wakati huo.

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Sasa, mimi si kutoa shit kabisa.

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sijali kabisa
anayenipenda au asiyenipenda.

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Niko katika hatua fulani maishani
ambapo ni vigumu sana kuniudhi.

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Umri wa miaka arobaini na tano. Kadiri unavyokua,
fucks kidogo kutoa.

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Ni kauli ya kweli.

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Ni kauli ya kweli.

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Kadiri unavyokua,
fucks kidogo kutoa.

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Ikiwa sio juu ya familia yangu
au maendeleo ya maisha,

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haipati wakati wangu wowote
au umakini.

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Kusema kweli, mimi si mtu yule yule
Nilikuwa.

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Mimi na marafiki zangu, sote tumebadilika.

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Mungu, nakumbuka huko nyuma
jinsi tulivyokuwa.

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Tulikuwa tunazungumza
mambo yale yale kila siku, siku nzima.

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Mabichi wapi?
Vilabu vya wapi? Vinywaji wapi?

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Ambapo vinywaji, ambapo vilabu?
Wapi bitches, wapi vilabu?

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Kila siku.

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Arobaini na tano ni tofauti.

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Yote tunayozungumza sasa
ni majeraha na dawa.

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Hii ni shit kweli. Ni shit kweli.

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Baada ya 40, unabaki kuumia.
sijui ni nini jamani.

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Unabaki kuumia,
lakini hujui jinsi ilivyotokea.

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Kila mazungumzo unayo
huanza na swali

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kuhusu jeraha
kwamba hujui imefikaje hapo.

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"Leo nimepasua shingo yangu."

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"Sijui nilifanya nini
hadi shingoni mwangu."

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Kila mtu anajali kuhusu jeraha lako
baada ya 40. Kila mtu anataka kusaidia.

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"Unafikiri ulifanya nini?"

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"Sijui nilifanya nini jamani
shingoni mwangu."

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"Nadhani ninaangalia ishara
kwenye barabara kuu ndefu sana

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kwa sababu ninafanya hivi,
lakini kisha kuifuatilia kama hii."

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Kila mtu anataka kukuambia kile unachohitaji.
Kila mtu anadhani wao ni daktari.

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"Lazima upate turmeric.
Pata manjano, mafuta ya samaki."

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"Paka mafuta ya samaki kwenye shingo yako."

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"Chukua kijiko cha vitunguu.
Bika vitunguu."

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"Weka mguu wako wa kushoto
kwenye ndoo ya maji ya moto."

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"Kaa huko kwa dakika kumi."
"Unadhani mimi ni vampire?"

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"Unazungumza nini jamani?"

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Unabaki kuumia baada ya 40.

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Hapa kuna jambo la kichaa
kuhusu kujeruhiwa baada ya 40.

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Hutawahi kurudi kwa 100%.

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Unapoteza kipande chako mwenyewe
na kila jeraha.

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Huwezi kurudi kwa 100%.

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Huu hapa ushahidi. Angalia mkono huu.

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Mm. Njia yote juu.
Unaona hilo? Hapo hapo. njia yote.

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Sio upande huu. Hiyo hapo. Hapo hapo.

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Hapo hapo.

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Ilionyesha daktari. Unajua, alichosema,
"Tumia upande wa pili."

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Nikasema, "Bitch, rekebisha!"

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"Got me nje hapa kutofautiana. Fucking kurekebisha!"

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Ninawaonea wivu sana kizazi hiki kipya.

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Watoto hawa wadogo wanaumia,
wanarudi nyuma.

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Nilikuwa nikicheza mpira wa kikapu na watoto hawa.

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Mmoja wa watoto alikunja mguu wake.

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Kifundo chake cha mguu
piga sakafu. Niliona.

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Akakunja kifundo cha mguu.
Mguu wake ulikuwa kwenye mahakama ya fucking. Pow!

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Nikasema, “Lo!
Alimvunja huyo mbwembwe. Najua aliivunja."

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Unajua alifanya nini?
Unajua jinsi alivyoirekebisha kwa wakati halisi?

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Aliinama chini, akafunga kiatu chake juu ...
…akaruka juu. Aah!

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Alisema, "Mimi ni mzuri. Mimi ni mzuri."

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"Nimemaliza mchezo."
Nikasema, "Maliza mchezo?"

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Hauwezi kufanya shit kama hiyo baada ya 40.

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Unakunja mguu wako,
ankle yako hit kwamba goddamn court.

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Siku inayofuata uko kwenye buti hiyo.

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Umevaa buti hiyo mbaya.

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"Kuna nini, nyie?"

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"Mungu, Joe!"

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"Nilidhani umekunja mguu wako."
"Na mimi pia."

197
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,227
"Inageuka kuwa meniscus yangu
na Achilles wangu."

198
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,939
"Hiyo ilianza sciatica yangu.
Wanasema niko nje kwa miezi minane."

199
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"Miezi minane?"

200
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,903
"Miezi minane! Goddamn, Joe!"

201
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,657
"Hata haukucheza!"

202
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:47,039
"Najua. Walisema nilikaa haraka sana."

203
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,210
"Inabidi uache kukaa chini haraka sana
wakati wote utatoka huko."

204
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"Unapaswa kupunguza kasi."

205
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"Mungu, Joe." Ni rahisi sana kuumia.

206
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,346
Nadhani watu hawaelewi
jinsi ilivyo rahisi kuumia.

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Nilikuwa nikishuka ngazi
siku nyingine.

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Niliteleza chini hatua tatu za mwisho.

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sikuanguka. Niliipiga kisigino.
Unajua hiyo shit, unapofanya hivyo?

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Unajua ninazungumza nini?
Kama, "Hapana." Kama hiyo shit hapo hapo?

211
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Hofu kutomba nje ya mwenyewe.

212
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Kwa njia, ningependa zaidi kuanguka.
Afadhali nianguke.

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Maana ukianguka, imekwisha.

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Shida hii hapa,
unafikiria...

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Unafikiria jinsi mbaya
itakuwa wakati hatimaye utashuka.

216
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"Ninakaribia kuinua kichwa changu
kwenye hatua ya mungu."

217
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Unaishia kuumiza watu.

218
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Maskini mwanamke mbele yangu.
Nilimsukuma huyu mzee chini ya ngazi.

219
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Niliingiwa na hofu. Ah!

220
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Nilichosikia ni…

221
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Ngazi ni hatari.

222
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,451
Sijui kwa nini tunahitaji wengi.

223
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,871
Ngazi nyingi za kutisha kila mahali unapoenda.

224
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Kwenda juu ni sawa.
Kushuka ndio shida.

225
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Kadiri unavyozeeka, inatisha.
Nilikuwa na mwanangu siku nyingine.

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Mwanangu alikuwa akishuka ngazi.
Sijawahi kuona kitu kama hicho.

227
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,883
Huyu nigga alikuwa anaruka ngazi
kwenda chini. Yeye ni…

228
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:26,806
Anapaswa kuwa Mlipiza kisasi.
Sijapata kuona magoti bora zaidi.

229
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,809
Mwanangu ana magoti ya aina gani?

230
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Ninashuka ngazi kwa upande.

231
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Kadiri unavyokua,
wanabadilika, hapa hapa.

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Nenda mbele. Wewe katika kukimbilia?
Zunguka. Zunguka.

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Sitajiumiza
chuki na nyinyi nyote. Nenda mbele.

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Ni rahisi sana kuumia.

235
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Niliingia kuoga siku nyingine.
Mguu wangu ulinitoka. Ee Mungu wangu.

236
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Niliogopa sana. Nimepata mengi
umbali kati ya miguu yangu ya kunyonya.

237
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Sijawahi kuwa na umbali mwingi hivyo
katikati ya miguu yangu ya kuteleza hapo awali.

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Ee Mungu wangu.

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00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,640
Huheshimu mambo yote hayo
unaweza kunyakua kwenye kuoga

240
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mpaka unahitaji. Huiheshimu.

241
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Baa hizo zote… Maana hujui
mbona hizo baa zipo kwenye kuoga

242
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:16,814
mpaka unaihitaji jamani.

243
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:20,109
Ngoja nikuambie kitu.
Niliteleza, karibu kupasuka kichwa changu,

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akashika baa hiyo ndogo.

245
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,154
Nikasema, “Asante,
kuokoa-kidogo-nigga-life-bar."

246
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Ndiyo.

247
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,993
Ndivyo ilivyo.

248
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,537
Hiyo ndiyo upau wa kuokoa-kidogo-nigga-maisha.

249
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,207
Hapa kuna sehemu ya kuchekesha.
Nilikosa kubwa.

250
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Mimi… nilijaribu kunyakua ile kubwa.

251
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:41,171
Nilimkosa huyo mbwembwe. Ilibidi kunyakua…
...yule dogo wa kutisha.

252
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:46,302
Ee Mungu wangu. Sikuwahi kujua
ndio maana baa hizo mbili zilikuwepo.

253
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,015
Nimepata hofu ya kuanguka katika kuoga.

254
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,268
Nadhani hiyo labda ni moja wapo
majeraha mabaya zaidi ambayo unaweza kupata.

255
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:58,022
Kuanguka katika kuoga?
Ee Mungu wangu. Hapa kuna hofu yangu.

256
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,691
Kuanguka na kujiumiza
hadi siwezi kusonga,

257
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lakini ninaanguka chini ya kichwa cha kuoga,

258
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na maji ... maji ...

259
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,364
Maji yanaendelea kushuka,

260
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:11,076
na inabidi niketi hapo
na kupigania maisha yangu kwa masaa sita.

261
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:15,331
Kwa masaa sita, ni kama ...

262
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,468
Ndivyo wanavyonipata.

263
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,598
Kwa Dick kidogo, kwa sababu nimekuwa
ndani ya maji kwa masaa sita.

264
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Ee Mungu wangu. Je, unaweza kufikiria?

265
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,021
Unakaribia kufa.

266
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,733
Kitu cha mwisho kusikia mtu akisema ni,
"Ew, kuangalia Dick yake. Ew."

267
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Ee Mungu wangu mbaya.

268
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Nipige risasi sasa.

269
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,284
"Kwa nini Dick yake inaonekana hivyo? Ew!"

270
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,832
Osha matambara ya nje ya punda wako
kwa sababu ni kitu cha mwisho kuosha.

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Kipande kidogo cha shit kwenye matambara.

272
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,754
"Ew, ni shit kwenye hiyo rag."

273
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,257
"Mtu mdogo, mchafu, mtu wa kuzimu.
sijamgusa."

274
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Ninakufa jamani.

275
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,558
Unajua kwanini nawaza hivi?
Kwa sababu ya jeraha langu la mwisho.

276
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Jeraha langu la mwisho lilinipata vibaya sana, jamani.

277
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:22,314
Mimi kimsingi kuvunja Dick yangu.
Sijui njia bora ya kuielezea.

278
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Ninakuwa mwaminifu sana usiku wa leo.
Ni onyesho lililojaa uwazi.

279
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,029
Nilijijeruhi wakati wa mbio za miguu.

280
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Sio kwenye wimbo.

281
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,366
Sio mahali unapopitia Ribbon

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na utapata tuzo
mwishoni mwa mbio. Hapana.

283
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,496
Niggas wawili walevi
katikati ya barabara, saa 2 asubuhi.

284
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,250
Nilikimbia NFL ya zamani nikirudi nyuma
bila sababu.

285
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,919
Ilikuwa ni kukimbia kwa ghafla.

286
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,295
Tulikuwa kwenye cookout.

287
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,590
Nilimsikia akiongea kwenye baa.
Alikuwa anazungumzia soka.

288
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Alikuwa kama, "Mwanadamu, naapa.
Ninakosa mchezo wa mpira wa miguu."

289
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:55,764
"Maisha hayako sawa bila mpira wa miguu.
Ningefanya lolote ili nirudi uwanjani."

290
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,226
"Ninahisi kama nimepoteza kipande changu
nilipoacha kucheza. Nimekosa mchezo."

291
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Bila sababu nilisema,

292
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,771
"Bitch, nitavuta punda wako
katika mbio za miguu sasa hivi."

293
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,527
Alisema, “Je!
Kevin, uko serious? Unataka mbio?"

294
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Nikasema, "Ndio, nataka mbio, bitch.
Twende zetu."

295
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,700
Alisema, "Kevin, ikiwa unataka mbio,
tunaweza mbio."

296
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,369
Kulikuwa na ishara nyingi ambazo nilipuuza ...

297
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,665
... hiyo ilisema,
"Kevin, usipitie mbio hizi."

298
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,500
Ishara ya kwanza niliipuuza

299
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,253
ndivyo alivyokuwa akinyoosha
dhidi ya jinsi nilivyokuwa nikinyoosha.

300
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,630
Alikuwa na matako mengi sana.

301
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,467
Alikuwa akifanya kama baadhi
kina kiboko kinainama hivi.

302
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,928
Alikuwa na kitu kama shit aliyokuwa akifanya.
Alikuwa anapiga magoti.

303
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,182
Ninawaita vikombe vya ice cream.
Sijui hata haya ni mambo gani.

304
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,019
Alikuwa anapiga mateke ya kitako.
Alikuwa na kama dakika tano za kunyoosha.

305
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:45,814
Nilimpanda yule mchumba, nikitikisa miguu yangu mara mbili.
Pow! Pow! "Twende."

306
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,734
"Twende!"

307
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:54,615
Jambo baya zaidi unaweza kuwa nalo baada ya 40
ni marafiki wa umri sawa.

308
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,408
Marafiki 40 na zaidi ni wa kutisha

309
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,744
kwa sababu haijalishi ni maamuzi gani ya kipumbavu
unaamua kufanya,

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watakuunga mkono
na panda na wewe bila kujali.

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Nilipoitikisa miguu yangu mara mbili, nilisema,
"Pow! Pow!" Marafiki zangu walikuwa kama, "Ndio!"

312
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,505
"Mpate, Kev!"

313
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,887
Karibu kuvuta punda wake.

314
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,848
Nikamwambia nje ya geti… nikasema,

315
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,185
"Angalia, mtu, wewe ni mwanariadha wa kitaalam,
kwa hivyo najua una mbinu."

316
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:26,230
"Kwa sababu ya mbinu yako,
unahisi kama una faida,

317
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,189
lakini hufanyi."

318
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,858
"Kwa sababu ya talanta yangu mbichi
na uwezo wangu wa asili wa kukimbia,

319
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,110
Nitakamata punda wako."

320
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,946
Hapa kuna siri yangu ninapokimbia.

321
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,907
Siri yangu ni kuweka vidole vyangu
karibu sana hivi.

322
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,701
Nami…Ngoja kidogo.

323
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:48,418
Yangu… Siri yangu ninaitunza
vidole vyangu karibu sana kama hii,

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na ninakata upepo kama thi--

325
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:55,300
Ninauchukulia upepo kama kipande cha keki.
Wakati mimi kukimbia fucking, mimi Night!

326
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,346
Kila mtu anapata kipande cha keki
wakati nakimbia jamani.

327
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,432
Kila mtu mwingine anakimbia
na vidole vyao wazi.

328
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,060
Unapata upepo huo wote.
Angalia hilo. Upepo wote huo.

329
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,061
Upepo wote huo.

330
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,480
Si mimi. Si mimi.
Angalia hilo. Angalia hilo.

331
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,860
Tulimtuma mvulana mdogo
chini ya mwisho wa block.

332
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,778
Mvulana mdogo alilazimika kushikilia
mikono yake juu, hivi.

333
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,906
Mvulana alipoinamisha mikono yake chini,
ilimaanisha kuwa ni wakati wa kukimbia mbio.

334
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:22,452
Tuko kwenye mstari wa kuanzia. Kama nilivyofikiria,
alikuwa na mbinu. Nilijua ana mbinu.

335
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,372
Alikuwa na mkono mmoja chini hivi.
Alikuwa na mkono kama huu.

336
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,832
Alikuwa na kichwa hivyo.

337
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,669
Nilikuwa na kile ninachorejelea
kama nigga wa mitaani kuanza.

338
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,130
Ni wakati huna… Wewe…

339
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:36,133
Unajaribu tu
kupata kuruka kidogo juu yake. Ni hayo tu.

340
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,806
Ee Mungu wangu. Kijana mdogo
kwa upande mwingine wa block.

341
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,807
"Kwenye alama yako, weka ..."

342
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,185
Akaangusha mikono yake.
Upinde. Ni wakati wa kwenda.

343
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,561
Alitoka nje ya milango juu yangu.

344
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,606
Sasa, ninapokimbia,
Ninaanza na kichwa chini.

345
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:54,234
Ninaanza na kichwa chini,
na kisha mimi huchukua kichwa changu.

346
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,527
Kila wakati ninainua kichwa changu,

347
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,113
tuko upande kwa upande
au niko mbele yako kidogo.

348
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,156
Haijawahi kushindwa.

349
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,617
Sijawahi kuwa na mbio
ambapo hatujakaa bega kwa bega

350
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,452
au nimekuwa mbele yako
kidogo kidogo.

351
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,370
Kwa mara ya kwanza kabisa,
Ninainua kichwa changu,

352
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,206
Niliona nyuma ya kichwa chake. Ee Mungu wangu.

353
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,667
Mimi nina hasara jamani. Ee Mungu wangu.

354
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,212
Kitu kimezimwa.
Kuna jambo lazima lisiwe sawa.

355
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,923
Hakuna jinsi ninavyoweza kupoteza.
Kuna kitu kibaya.

356
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,843
Ninaangalia vidole vyangu. Sikuwa nayo
vidole vyangu vilifungwa njia nzima.

357
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,386
Ilibidi kuwafunga.

358
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,351
Kadiri unavyokua,
kelele nyingi zaidi unapokimbia.

359
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:36,026
Marafiki zangu, wanapiga kelele kutoka upande,
"Haya, Kev! Inuka!"

360
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,279
"Piga magoti yako, Kev.
Ni nyembamba. Kisigino kwa vidole. Ni nyembamba."

361
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,323
"Fuck, ninajaribu!"

362
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,286
Siwezi kumkamata. Hatua nane zimesalia
katika mbio, wavulana. Ninazungumza mwenyewe,

363
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,414
"Njoo, Kev. Weka magoti yako juu.
Fuck, mtu. Igeuze, Kev."

364
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,582
"Njoo!"

365
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,543
Hatua ya pili hadi ya mwisho, nilihisi.
Vile vile tu.

366
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:54,962
Nilihisi jamani.

367
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,839
Unajua ilijisikiaje?

368
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,802
Ilihisi kama dick yangu iliruka kutoka kwenye mwili wangu
akaenda porini. Ni…

369
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:06,390
Ilihisi kama dick yangu
aliuacha mwili wangu na kwenda porini.

370
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,352
Niliacha kukimbia mara moja. Ah!

371
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,437
Ah!

372
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,982
Niliufanya uso huo wa kijinga
watu hufanya wanapoumia

373
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,067
na wanatazamana na mtu machoni.

374
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,329
Mkufunzi wangu alijua mara moja.
Mkufunzi wangu alisema, "Kev, wewe ni mzuri?"

375
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,498
"Hapana kabisa. Nimechoka jamani."

376
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,544
Unaweza kusema jinsi ulivyoumia
ambaye unamuuliza baada ya kuumia.

377
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,546
Marafiki zangu wote wamesimama pale pale.

378
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,882
Nikasema, “Nenda umchukue mke wangu.
Mmoja wenu nendeni mkamchukue mke wangu."

379
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,844
Unapomwomba mkeo,
unataka kuweka mambo yako ya maisha kwa mpangilio.

380
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,722
Unataka kusaini makaratasi.
Imani ya familia, mapenzi…

381
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,098
Sipendi ni nini.

382
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,309
Dick yangu iko kwenye kichaka.
Sitaki kuishi tena.

383
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,395
Siishi bila Dick.
Dick yangu iko msituni.

384
00:21:56,481 --> 00:22:00,569
Walienda kumchukua mke wangu.
Mke wangu alitoka akiwa moto. Alikuwa na mtazamo.

385
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,155
Kichwa kinapiga upande kwa upande.

386
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,282
Aliponiona tu alisema,

387
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,326
"Ni nini jamani punda wako wa kijinga
umefanya sasa?"

388
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,763
"Nahitaji unifanyie upendeleo."

389
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,057
“Nenda ukatazame kwenye kichaka hicho
na uone kama unaona dada yangu."

390
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,517
"Nini?"

391
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:36,146
“Nenda ukaangalie msituni
na uone kama unamwona mchumba wangu!"

392
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,233
"Dick yako si katika msitu hakuna."
"Dick yangu iko msituni!"

393
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,944
Kwa sababu mimi ni mdogo,
alinishika mara moja.

394
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,572
"Njoo hapa! Njoo hapa!
Huyo ndio mchumba wako hapo."

395
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:46,865
"Nahisi kichaa chako hapo."

396
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:51,328
"Haiwezekani. Hiyo yote ni mipira.
Ulichohisi ni mipira yote."

397
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,040
"Dick yangu iko msituni."

398
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,085
"Sina ubishi
na wewe kuhusu mahali pahali pa pepo yangu."

399
00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,836
"Namwita daktari sasa hivi."

400
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,756
Nilimpigia simu daktari wangu. "Dokta, hii ni mbaya."

401
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:06,176
"Siwezi kutembea, Dokta. Kuna nafasi
kwamba Dick yangu iko msituni."

402
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,887
"Nilichukua picha ya kichaka,
ikiwa tutarudi kuchukua."

403
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,765
"Mke wangu hatanisaidia kuitafuta."

404
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:14,101
Ninakuja hospitalini, Dokta,
lakini ninapitia nyuma.

405
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,521
Sitaki mtu yeyote anione kama hii.
"Pata gurney, machela. Siwezi kutembea."

406
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,732
Alisema, "Kevin, nimekupata."
Hadithi ya kweli, watu.

407
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,943
Marafiki zangu wananichukua,
niweke kwenye kiti cha abiria.

408
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,986
Tunasimama hospitalini.
Ndoto yangu mbaya zaidi.

409
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,906
Ni kama kipindi cha moja
kati ya hizo TV za hospitali mbaya sana.

410
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,367
Wanajitokeza, wamepata gurney,
waliniweka kwenye gurney,

411
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,952
anza kunikimbiza hospitalini.

412
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:34,121
Wanakata suruali yangu kutoka chini,

413
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,790
akisema hukumu hizo za ajabu za hospitali
hiyo haina maana.

414
00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:39,292
"Nipe TCE tatu na SUV nane."

415
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,671
Sijui wanaongea nini jamani.
Sijui wanasema nini.

416
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,550
Mtu anapiga kelele,
"Tunapaswa kumpa MRI."

417
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,885
"Mpe MRI
ili tuone kinachoendelea."

418
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:52,514
Sijui inahusu nini
mashine ya MRI, lakini siwezi kuichukua.

419
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,016
Lakini mimi kamwe si mkweli kuhusu hilo.
Ninadanganya kila wakati.

420
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:58,520
Waliniweka kwenye mashine ya MRI.
Daktari wangu akatoka. "Kev, uko vizuri kwenda?"

421
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,355
"Kweli kabisa, Dokta. Wacha ipasue."

422
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,607
Akafunga mlango.
Ninaanza kusikia milio.

423
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,776
Beep, bomba.
Pamba, papa, papa. Pamba, papa, papa.

424
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,237
Niliipoteza.

425
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,488
nilisema…

426
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,992
Niliweka mikono yangu kwenye kioo.
Nikasema, "Wanajaribu kuchukua DNA yangu."

427
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,871
Niliipoteza.

428
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,166
Ikabidi wanilaze.

429
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,712
Walinilaza. Nilikuja.
Daktari wangu alikuwa mwaminifu sana kwangu.

430
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,964
Alisema, "Kevin,
ndivyo ulivyofikiri ndivyo ilivyokuwa."

431
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,091
“Umejichanganya
mbaya sana, Kevin."

432
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,343
Alisema, "Kevin, umechanganyikiwa
watendaji wako wote wawili."

433
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:32,387
Kumbe!

434
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,806
Nilirarua zote mbili?

435
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:37,726
Machozi. Machozi ya kweli, papo hapo.

436
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,895
Ninalia. Mimi ni fujo mbaya.

437
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:44,441
Sababu ya mimi kulia ni
kwa sababu sikujua ni nini.

438
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:48,653
Sijawahi kusikia hivyo kabla.
Sijawahi kuisikia, kwa hivyo nadhani mbaya zaidi.

439
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,780
"Unasema nini, Dokta?
Sina ovari?"

440
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,366
"Ulichukua ovari yangu,
wewe mtoto wa mbuzi?"

441
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:56,328
"Je, ulichukua ovari yangu kutoka kwangu?"

442
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:01,249
Ilikuwa siku ya huzuni.

443
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,961
Nilipata kiti cha magurudumu siku hiyo.

444
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,756
Nilikuwa kwenye kiti cha magurudumu kwa wiki sita,
watu.

445
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:11,968
Walinipa kiti cha magurudumu cha hospitali,
ambacho kinawezekana ndicho kiti cha magurudumu kibaya zaidi

446
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,011
pesa hizo zinaweza kununua.

447
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,848
Ni ile ambayo unapaswa kuikunja.
Lazima uikunje.

448
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,227
Lakini lazima uwe na nguvu kama shit.
Inabidi ucheke kweli...

449
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:24,231
Njia pekee ya kuifanya iwe gorofa,
unapaswa kupiga kiti. Bam!

450
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,983
Breki ziko nyuma ya magurudumu.

451
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,402
Unapaswa kukanyaga breki
kweli jamani.

452
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,698
Nina heshima zaidi
kwa watu walio kwenye kiti cha magurudumu

453
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,075
baada ya kuwa kwenye kiti cha magurudumu.

454
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:38,662
Taarifa nilisema "zaidi." Nimewahi
alikuwa na heshima kwa watu kwenye viti vya magurudumu.

455
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:40,080
Nina heshima zaidi sasa.

456
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:44,751
Unajua ni nini?
Yote ni kuhusu kidhibiti cha viti vya magurudumu.

457
00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:47,963
Unapata kidhibiti kibaya cha viti vya magurudumu,
maisha katika kiti cha magurudumu yanaweza kuwa shit.

458
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:51,091
Unahitaji kidhibiti kizuri cha magurudumu.

459
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,426
Mshikaji wangu alikuwa wa kutisha. Ya kutisha.

460
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,720
Mshikaji wangu wa kwanza? Ya kutisha.

461
00:25:56,805 --> 00:26:00,433
Msimamizi wangu wa kwanza alikuwa mke wangu.
Ni mbwembwe gani kupata. Nasema tu.

462
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,852
Ndivyo ilivyo. Mimi kuwa mkweli.

463
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:06,314
Siku ya kwanza nikiwa kwenye kiti cha magurudumu, nafika nyumbani.
Aliniviringisha mbele ya dirisha.

464
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,900
Imefungwa breki za nyuma.
Kasema, "Nitarudi."

465
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,736
Saa saba aliniacha
mbele ya lile dirisha dogo.

466
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:12,862
Saa saba!

467
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,992
Sijui mara ya mwisho
ulichungulia dirishani kwa masaa saba,

468
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,910
lakini niliona kila kitu siku hiyo.

469
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:23,790
Ilikuwa kama kipindi cha Weusi cha Mateso.
Sikujua ni kitu gani kilikuwa kikiendelea.

470
00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:27,335
Kujikojolea na kujichekesha.
Hakuna mtu aliyenibadilisha.

471
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,504
"Ni nini jamani hii?"

472
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,718
Maisha katika kiti cha magurudumu yalikuwa magumu jamani.
Sikumtaka mke wangu tena.

473
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:36,511
Nikasema, “Unajua nini?
Namtaka mwanangu sasa hivi."

474
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:40,056
"Nataka kumtumia mwanangu.
Mwanangu atakuwa mhudumu bora."

475
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:41,850
Mwanangu hakuwa bora.

476
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,977
Alicheza sana.

477
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,228
Mwanangu angefanya shit kama

478
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,355
sukuma kiti cha magurudumu
mbele yake mbali sana.

479
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,817
Kisha angekimbia, akaruka nyuma,
kufanya shit yangu pop up.

480
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:55,405
Hakuna hofu kubwa kuliko hofu
ya mtu kukusukuma kwenye kiti cha magurudumu

481
00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:57,449
na kukuruhusu uende, na unaona trafiki.

482
00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:00,118
"Haya! Habari!"

483
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,286
"Haya!"

484
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,998
Ndivyo nilivyogundua
kwa nini walivaa glavu.

485
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:07,709
Sikuwahi kujua
kwa nini watu kwenye kiti cha magurudumu walivaa glavu.

486
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:11,212
Nilidhani ni kwa sababu walikuwa na mtazamo
na walikuwa wakiumwa na shit za watu.

487
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,215
Siku hiyo niliona trafiki, niliogopa.

488
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,343
Nilijaribu kusimamisha magurudumu
kwa mikono yangu.

489
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,678
Nilichoma shimo kwenye kiganja changu.

490
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,180
Nilichoma shimo kwenye kiganja changu.

491
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:23,224
Ilipotokea, kulikuwa na mtu mwingine
kwenye kiti cha magurudumu kando ya barabara.

492
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,142
Akanitazama.

493
00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:26,436
Alisema, “Afadhali
jipatie glavu, jamani."

494
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,690
Nilirudi nyumbani na kumwambia mke wangu,
"Ninapaswa kupata glavu."

495
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:33,693
"Angalia nilichofanya kwenye kiganja changu.
Nilichoma shimo. Ninapaswa kupata glavu."

496
00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:35,612
Alisema, "Sina glavu."

497
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:37,822
"Nina mittens juu ya ghorofa.
Unatumia hizo."

498
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:40,283
Ninapata mittens.

499
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,327
Tunatoka nje baadaye usiku huo.
Nilikuwa nikibingiria.

500
00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:44,996
Ninamwona mtu yuleyule kwenye kiti cha magurudumu
ambayo iliniambia nichukue glavu.

501
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,999
Ninajaribu kumwonyesha upendo. nilisema,
"Nashukuru unaniangalia."

502
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,959
"Kuniambia nilinde mikono yangu hivi

503
00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,962
inamaanisha ulimwengu tuliopo
kushikana hivi hivi jamani."

504
00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:56,675
Inavyoonekana, hii ni ukosefu wa heshima
katika jumuiya ya viti vya magurudumu.

505
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,468
Hii inamaanisha kitu.

506
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:01,721
Alikasirika. Alisema, “Hutaweka
kidole gumba chako hakuna mtu hapa."

507
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:05,058
Nikasema, “Nini…
unazungumza nini jamani?"

508
00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:07,560
"Hakuna mtu anayejaribu
kuweka kidole gumba kwenye punda wako."

509
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:11,481
"Ninasema asante kwa upendo.
Nasema asante."

510
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:14,067
Alisema, "Unafikiri ni mchezo, bitch?"
Alinishtaki.

511
00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:20,365
Ni pambano langu la kwanza la kiti cha magurudumu.
Nisingewahi kuwa kwenye pambano la kiti cha magurudumu.

512
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,911
Sikujua la kufanya, sikuweza kusonga,
kwa sababu mwanangu alikuwa amefungwa breki za nyuma.

513
00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:28,289
Kwa hivyo ilinibidi… ilinibidi kujiandaa kwa athari.
Nilikuwa… Tulikuwa…

514
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:31,084
Tulikuwa tunatazamana machoni.

515
00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:35,588
Fucking aliniangusha kiti.
Ee Mungu wangu!

516
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,925
Niliinuka. Nimekasirika.
"Mbona unanichezea hivyo?"

517
00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:40,635
Watu walikuwa wakitazama. Mtu alipiga kelele,

518
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,762
"Anadanganya. Anaweza kusogeza miguu yake."

519
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,310
Nikasema, "Sidanganyi. Sidanganyi."

520
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:52,272
"Nilitekwa. Sina ovari.
Walichukua ovari yangu."

521
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:56,526
"Wewe hujui
ni nini kutokuwa na ovari."

522
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,111
"Sina ovari yoyote."

523
00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:02,991
Nyinyi watu mnacheka,
lakini haya ni maisha yangu.

524
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,492
Hii ni…

525
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:12,667
Nilianza kutembea tena
katika wiki sita na nusu. Kutembea.

526
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:17,380
Kwa sababu sisi ni waaminifu,
uwazi sana usiku wa leo, nilikuwa na wazo.

527
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,425
Nilipokuwa nikitembea,
Niligundua hilo katika wiki sita zilizopita

528
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,051
Dick yangu haikuwa ngumu hata mara moja.

529
00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,846
Hii ni hadithi ya kweli. "Oh Mungu wangu."

530
00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:27,766
"Vipi kama haya ndiyo maisha sasa? Mungu wangu."

531
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,143
"Itakuwaje kama hii ndio kawaida yangu mpya?"

532
00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:33,438
"Vipi ikiwa mke wangu anataka kutomba, na mimi siwezi
kwa sababu dick yangu haifanyi kazi? Ee Mungu wangu."

533
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,523
Hapa kuna jambo kunihusu.

534
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,817
Sina wasiwasi,
lakini nilipoipata, niliipata.

535
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:42,113
Nilihisi kama nilikuwa nayo. Kweli?
Kwa hivyo nilianza kuzunguka kidogo.

536
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:43,573
Mimi nina fucking spiring.

537
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:46,409
Nilitoka nje. Nilipata kidonge cha Dick.

538
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:49,204
Hadithi ya kweli. Hakuna aibu katika mchezo wangu

539
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,581
kuhusu kukiri
kwamba nilichukua kidonge cha Dick hapo awali.

540
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,000
Ninahisi kama kila mwanaume
inapaswa kuchukua kidonge cha dick

541
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:55,418
wakati fulani katika maisha yake.

542
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:58,797
Na kumpiga bibi yao kipande
ya Dick-pill Dick. Ninahisi hivyo kweli.

543
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:02,801
Sidhani kama unapaswa kumwambia.
Usimwambie unapokunywa kidonge cha kuku.

544
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:06,095
Mke wangu hajui
kwamba nilichukua kidonge cha Dick.

545
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:09,974
Ataona mara moja seti, bila shaka.
Lakini hadi sasa, yeye hajui.

546
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:13,436
Yote ni juu ya kuelewa sheria,

547
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,855
yote kuhusu kuelewa
muktadha nyuma ya kidonge cha dick.

548
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:17,190
Unapata kidonge sahihi cha dick,

549
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,275
unaweza kupata siku tatu nzuri
kutoka kwa kidonge cha dick.

550
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,862
Kanuni namba moja ni
kwamba huwezi kuamini hype.

551
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,865
Hakikisha unaelewa hilo, marafiki.
Usiamini hype.

552
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:28,618
Huyo si wewe. Hiyo ni dawa ya Dick.
Je, unaelewa hilo?

553
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,329
Sio wewe.

554
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:32,622
Ni kidonge cha Dick.

555
00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:35,959
Usijaribu kuunganisha Dick yako ya kawaida
baada ya dick yako ya kidonge.

556
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,752
Hayo ni matoleo mawili tofauti ya dick.

557
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:41,297
Utaumiza hisia zako.
Atacheza na kujistahi kwako.

558
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:45,176
Unapaswa kujua jinsi ya kuvunja siku.

559
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:48,346
Siku ya kwanza kwenye kidonge cha dick
ni juu ya kuweka sauti,

560
00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:49,597
kuweka msingi.

561
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,808
Unajua kilicho kwenye mfumo wako. Yeye hana.

562
00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:53,768
Lazima uongee shit.

563
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,312
“Wewe endelea kutembea huku
kukanyaga miguu yako ya mungu,

564
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,147
utapata unachoomba."

565
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,109
"Kwa sababu lazima umesahau
mimi ni nani jamani

566
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:02,277
na kile ninachoweza."

567
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,279
"Ninakaribia kuruka
punda wako juu angani."

568
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,406
"Unaendelea kucheza na mimi,

569
00:31:06,489 --> 00:31:08,283
utapata
mlipuko wa mungu kutoka zamani."

570
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,744
"Chochote, Kevin.
Siku zote unaongea mambo machafu."

571
00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:14,163
"Vyovyote vile. Siku zote unaongea shit."

572
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,419
Mwisho wa siku ya kwanza, unafanya haswa
ulichosema utafanya.

573
00:31:19,502 --> 00:31:23,006
Unatoa kipande bora zaidi cha kidonge cha dick
dick umewahi kutoa katika maisha yako.

574
00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:26,801
Siku ya pili inahusu ufuatiliaji.
"Nilikuambia nitafanya nini?"

575
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,596
"Si nilikuambia nitafanya hivyo?
Ninaweza kufanya hivyo wakati wowote ninapotaka."

576
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:32,223
"Ni kama swichi ya taa.
Ninaweza kuipeperusha na kuiondoa."

577
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,309
"Sababu kwa nini haupati
huyo mjanja kila wakati

578
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:37,020
ni kwa sababu hujui
jinsi ya kutenda. Ndiyo maana."

579
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,773
"Unaanza kutenda sawa,
utampata huyo dick mara nyingi zaidi."

580
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:44,569
"Nitatenda sawa.
Nitatenda sawa. nitatenda…"

581
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,865
“Niambie ninachopaswa kufanya
kutenda haki. Nitatenda sawa."

582
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:52,535
"Unaweza kuanza kwa kufunga fuck up."

583
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:03,046
Wewe ni mtu tofauti
na kidonge cha Dick kwenye mfumo wako.

584
00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:06,299
Wewe si toleo sawa
yako mwenyewe ambayo huna.

585
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:08,301
Mazungumzo yako ya takataka ni tofauti.

586
00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:11,220
Unasema mambo usiyoyajua
ulikuwa na uwezo wa kusema.

587
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,306
"Jina la mungu wangu nani?" "Kevin."

588
00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:18,561
"Hapana! Hapana! Jina langu kamili ni nani,
jinsi ilivyo kwenye cheti changu cha kuzaliwa?"

589
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:23,983
"Kevin Darnell Hart.
Kevin Darnell Hart. Kevin Darnell Hart."

590
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,694
"Ndio!"

591
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:27,695
"Ndio!"

592
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,866
Nambari yangu ya Usalama wa Jamii ni ipi?

593
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:35,578
"Nini? Hata sijui ... hata sijui."

594
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,080
"Nambari yangu ya Usalama wa Jamii ni ipi?"

595
00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:38,998
"Afadhali useme
kabla sijautoa huu ujinga."

596
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,167
"Hapana. Usimtoe huyu Dick."

597
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,503
"Ee Mungu."

598
00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:46,172
"1-7-4-3-2-2-2."

599
00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:48,883
"Ndio!"

600
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:49,801
"Ndio!"

601
00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:54,013
"Inua mkono wako ikiwa unampenda 'mtu huyu."

602
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,890
"Ninampenda huyu Dick."

603
00:32:57,558 --> 00:32:59,894
Huwezi kufuata hilo
na Dick yako ya kawaida.

604
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:02,605
Utaumiza hisia zako.

605
00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:06,693
Nje ya lango,
atakupiga na ngumi ya utumbo.

606
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,236
Mara tu unapoiweka.

607
00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:11,364
"Je, ni ngumu njia yote?
Sijisikii kama ilivyokuwa jana."

608
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:14,659
"Bitch, uliniambia nini tu?"

609
00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:18,496
"Bitch, umesema nini tu?"
"Haijisikii kama ilivyokuwa jana."

610
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:20,873
"Haihisi kama iko sawa
kiasi cha damu ndani yake

611
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,291
ambayo ilikuwa ndani yake jana."

612
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,753
"Ulisema ikiwa nitafanya sawa
Ninaweza kupata dick hiyo wakati wowote nilitaka,

613
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,213
na nimekuwa nikitenda haki."

614
00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:30,842
"Haya ngoja nikusaidie...
Acha nikusaidie kupata damu zaidi ndani yake."

615
00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:36,014
"Kevin Darnell Hart.
Kevin Darnell Hart. Kevin Darnell Hart."

616
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,182
"Bitch, acha kusema jina langu kamili!"

617
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,019
"Unasema jamani
jina langu kamili kama hilo?"

618
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:44,814
"1-7-4-3-2-2-2-1."

619
00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:47,817
"Bitch, acha kusema
nambari yangu ya Usalama wa Jamii!"

620
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,570
"Umevaa waya?
Unamfanyia kazi nani jamani?"

621
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,407
"Namtaka huyo Dick. Nataka huyo Dick."

622
00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:56,284
"Weka mkono wako wa kutisha chini."

623
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:03,916
Sasa hii ilienda kinyume.
Sasa wewe ni laini. Ee Mungu wangu.

624
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:08,671
Umetoka laini kwenye kikao
na mwanamke unayempenda. Shit mtakatifu!

625
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:11,299
Hii ni mbaya. Hii ni mbaya kama inavyopata.

626
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,427
Hii ni sifuri,
hatua ya kiwango cha kumi ya hofu.

627
00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:16,387
Lazima ufanye
unachoweza kuokoa kipindi.

628
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,931
Hapo ndipo unatakiwa kumpiga bibi yako
kwa kufinya na kupiga.

629
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,975
Bwana, unajua
kubana na kuchuna ni nini?

630
00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:23,853
Finya na squish
ndio suluhu yako ya mwisho.

631
00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:26,355
Hiyo ndiyo njia yako ya mwisho
katika kuokoa kikao.

632
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,399
Lazima itapunguza msingi
na kila kitu ulichonacho,

633
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,902
jaribu kupata damu ya kutosha juu
hadi utakapoweka muhuri.

634
00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:33,446
Hapo ndipo unapogeuka kuwa Transfoma.

635
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,242
Kutafuta tu majibu kidogo.

636
00:34:41,537 --> 00:34:44,165
"Ni nini kinatokea?" "Nyamaza, Nyamaza!"

637
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,709
"Kunitupa."

638
00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:52,590
Kila mwanaume anajua ninachozungumza.
Hukujua tu uitaje.

639
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,759
Ni kuminya na kuchuna.
Unakaribishwa.

640
00:34:56,677 --> 00:35:00,056
Wanawake wataenda nyumbani usiku wa leo,
"Je! unanibana-na-kunipiga?"

641
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,935
Hiyo inahisi kubana sana na kucheka.

642
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,192
Unajua shida yangu ilikuwa nini? Nadhani…

643
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:14,403
Nadhani shida yangu
alikuwa mtoa dawa yangu ya kidonge.

644
00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:18,199
Tatizo langu lilikuwa
ambapo nilikuwa nikipata vidonge vya kuchezea.

645
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:19,534
Sikutaka kwenda kwa daktari.

646
00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,744
Sikutaka kupata
dawa kwa ajili ya dawa Dick.

647
00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,496
Nilihisi huo ulikuwa mkali sana.

648
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:27,333
Kupata dawa kwa ajili ya dawa za kuvimbiwa.
Yesu Kristo.

649
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,795
Ninamaanisha, Mungu, nini kinatokea
anapoghairi agizo lako?

650
00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:32,213
Huwezi kuifanya tena.

651
00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:34,966
Hupati tena agizo
kwa sababu daktari alighairi.

652
00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:36,509
Hiyo ni aibu.

653
00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:38,511
Mazungumzo hayo ni ya namna gani?

654
00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:40,555
"Hapana, najua. Najua, Dokta."

655
00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:46,310
"Hata sijisikii kama hivyo tena.
Naapa kwa Mungu. Hii ... Hii ndio."

656
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,188
"Hii itakuwa mara yangu ya mwisho.
Usiniache hivyo hivyo."

657
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,732
Siwezi kujiona katika hali hiyo.

658
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,318
Nilikuwa nikipata
vidonge vyangu kutoka kwa kituo cha mafuta.

659
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,237
Um...

660
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,155
nilikuwa.

661
00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:00,867
Haikutokea kwa makusudi.
Ilikuwa ununuzi wa ghafla.

662
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,828
Nilikwenda kuchukua gesi.
Akaingia ndani kuchukua chips.

663
00:36:03,911 --> 00:36:07,582
Walikuwa na dawa za kukinga karibu na chips.
Nikasema, "Fuck it." Niliichukua pale pale.

664
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:13,004
Nilikunywa kinywaji cha C4 Energy.
Nilihisi mara moja.

665
00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:17,925
Shida yangu ilikuwa karani wa kituo cha mafuta.

666
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,344
Nilikuwa na maswali mengi sana
kwa karani wa kituo cha mafuta.

667
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,096
Niliwaambia nina wasiwasi kidogo.

668
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,348
Nilikuwa nikimtibu karani wa kituo cha mafuta
kama daktari.

669
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,309
Nilikuwa na mengi ambayo nilitaka kujua.

670
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:29,562
Nikasema, “Samahani.
Unaweza kuniambia tofauti

671
00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:32,231
kati ya Rhino XL
na Silverback 45 Pro?"

672
00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,734
"Kuna tofauti gani kati ya hizo mbili?"

673
00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:38,029
"Oh! Sawa, kwa hiyo unampenda Rhino?
Sawa. sawa."

674
00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:39,655
"Nina mzio wa samakigamba."

675
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,991
"Chochote ninahitaji kuwa na wasiwasi kuhusu?"

676
00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:43,534
"Hapana? Nitakuwa sawa? Sawa."

677
00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:46,579
"Wateja wako wanajisikiaje?"

678
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:49,665
"Unapata wateja wa kurudia?
Je, wanarudi na kununua zaidi?"

679
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,084
"Je, wanasema waliipenda
na kurudi na kuichukua tena?"

680
00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,502
Aliniambia wazi.

681
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:56,589
"Nina mtu mmoja anayekuja hapa
na hununua kila kidonge tulicho nacho."

682
00:36:56,672 --> 00:36:58,299
"Anaondoka na 'em katika mfuko wake wa nyuma."

683
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:01,844
Nikasema, “Kuna mfuko mmoja tu wa nyuma
kubwa vya kutosha kutoshea vidonge vingi hivyo."

684
00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:07,141
Michael Jordan, wewe mtoto wa bitch.

685
00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:11,604
Michael Dick Kidonge Jordan,
wewe mtoto wa mbwembwe!

686
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,364
Mike ataniua atakapoona seti hii.

687
00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:24,158
Siwezi kusubiri. Ataniua.

688
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,494
Mtasoma kuhusu
mimi na Mike tukipigana barabarani.

689
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:29,538
Nitaendelea kumpiga ngumi
katika mfuko wake wa nyuma. "Fuck wewe, Mike."

690
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:32,458
"Jamani wewe.
Najua kompyuta iko wapi."

691
00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:39,131
Kweli naogopa
ya kuwa mraibu wa vidonge.

692
00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:41,175
Hiyo ni hofu yangu kweli.

693
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:44,136
Sababu ni
kwa sababu mimi ni mtu Mweusi mwenye umri wa miaka 45.

694
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,347
Hapa ndipo afya na ustawi
inakuja kucheza, mtu.

695
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,890
Jitunzeni enyi watu.

696
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,601
Jitunzeni wenyewe
wakati unaweza kufanya uchaguzi.

697
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:54,563
Usingoje hadi huna chaguo.
Wacha hiyo iingie.

698
00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,733
Jitunze
wakati unaweza kufanya uchaguzi wa fucking.

699
00:37:57,817 --> 00:37:59,652
Afya na ustawi ni mbaya sana.

700
00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:00,987
Ni.

701
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,571
Ni.

702
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,868
Sababu
mbona ninajishughulisha sana

703
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,246
ni kwa sababu kuna mambo mengi katika familia yangu.

704
00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:12,623
Shiti nyingi.
Familia yangu imekasirika, jamani.

705
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:13,791
Ipe jina, wameipata.

706
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:18,671
Ugonjwa wa kisukari, saratani ya matiti,
shinikizo la damu, shinikizo la damu, gout.

707
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:22,758
Namaanisha, viboko kushoto na kulia.
Unaitaja, wanapambana nayo.

708
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:25,761
Sitaki kuwa mtu huyo,
kwa hivyo ninajaribu kuizuia.

709
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:28,889
Ninajaribu kujibadilisha sasa
kwa hivyo sio lazima niifanye baadaye.

710
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,850
Hiyo ndiyo ninajaribu kufanya.
Hiyo ndiyo lengo.

711
00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:32,727
Um...

712
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:33,853
nita…

713
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:38,899
Nitawaambia marafiki zangu… Rafiki zangu ni
pengine watu wajinga zaidi duniani

714
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,277
linapokuja suala la kuelewa
afya na uzima.

715
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,946
Marafiki zangu wamewahi
hakuna heshima kwa afya na ustawi.

716
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,700
Spank inaweza kuwa dumbest inapokuja
kuelewa afya na ustawi.

717
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:51,287
Tuko kwenye chakula cha jioni. Hii ilikuwa mwezi mmoja uliopita.
Spank akanywa glasi ya divai. Kweli?

718
00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:52,872
Baada ya kunywa divai, ni kama,

719
00:38:52,955 --> 00:38:55,249
"Mungu, kila ninapokunywa divai,
Napata kizunguzungu kama shit."

720
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,461
"Macho ya mama yangu yanakuwa hayazunguki,
Siwezi kuhisi mkono wangu."

721
00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:01,213
"Upande wa kushoto wa uso wangu
inahisi kuwa ni muda mrefu."

722
00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:04,050
"Mkono wangu wa kutetemeka umekufa ganzi.
Siwezi kuhisi mguu wangu."

723
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,635
"Mguu wangu unahisi kama
ina miiba inayokuja ndani yake."

724
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,972
Nikasema, “Bitch, una kiharusi.
Hiki ni kiharusi."

725
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,392
Alisema, “Sijambo.
Nitaenda nyumbani, nilale,

726
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:14,518
na kunywa tangawizi ale."

727
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,728
Nikasema, "Nini?"

728
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:19,190
"Nimelala chini
na kunywa tangawizi ale."

729
00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:21,817
Nataka sana kukutana na mtu anayehusika

730
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:24,278
kwa kuwashawishi watu weusi
hiyo tangawizi ale ni dawa.

731
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,113
Nataka kukutana nawe.

732
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,491
Nataka kukutana nawe
ili nikupige ngumi kwenye koo.

733
00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,534
Sio dawa!

734
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,412
Ni soda jamani. Ni soda!

735
00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:37,249
Unataka kujua
nini si katika tangawizi ale? Tangawizi.

736
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:40,211
Vipi tuanzie hapo watu?
Tangawizi ya kutisha!

737
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:44,924
Watu walichukua chupa ndogo
ya tangawizi ale kwenye kabati lao la dawa.

738
00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:47,385
Wajinga nyie. Ni soda!

739
00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:50,471
Rafiki zangu wanaapa kwa tangawizi ale.

740
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:52,390
Wanaapa kwa hilo.

741
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:55,226
Rafiki yangu Harry, magoti yake
yameharibika kwa zaidi ya miaka kumi.

742
00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:59,397
Najua ni meniscus yake. Najua ni.
Muulize Harry kuna nini kwenye goti lake,

743
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,066
anaenda, "Nililala vibaya.
Ni lazima tu kuiacha ilegee."

744
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,194
Spank inaenda,
"Lazima unywe tangawizi ale."

745
00:40:05,277 --> 00:40:07,363
Harry huenda, "Neno?" Hii ni hadithi ya kweli.

746
00:40:07,446 --> 00:40:10,533
Harry huenda, "Neno?" Alisema,
"Nakwambia, kunywa tangawizi ale."

747
00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:13,327
Harry anaamuru tangawizi ale,
anakunywa, anasimama.

748
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:16,247
Anasema, "Oh shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah."

749
00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:17,289
"Ndio!"

750
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:19,959
"Ndio, nahisi hivyo."

751
00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:21,627
Mjinga wewe.

752
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:26,549
Akiniambia unahisi mapovu
katika goti lako? Hujisikii shit.

753
00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:32,263
Afya na ustawi wote hupungua
kwa kile unachoweza kula dhidi ya kile usichoweza.

754
00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:34,515
Ni vita ambavyo watu hupoteza kila siku.

755
00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,642
Baadhi ya watu wanaelewa,
watu wengine hawana.

756
00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:39,603
Unaweza kula nini dhidi ya usichoweza.

757
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:43,190
Wazee hawapendi.
Wazee hawapendi.

758
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,610
Umewahi kujaribu kurekebisha mtu mzee
wakati unajua masihara hawawezi kuwa nayo?

759
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:49,613
"Babu, unajua huwezi kula chumvi."
"Mama jamani, najua."

760
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,410
"Unafikiri ninajidanganya
kuhusu wewe au daktari?"

761
00:40:54,493 --> 00:40:55,870
Hawapendi.

762
00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:59,415
Tayari najua ninachoweza kuwa nacho,
na najua nisichoweza.

763
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:02,418
Ninapenda Sandwichi ya Kuku ya Spicy
kutoka kwa Chick-fil-A.

764
00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:04,128
Siwezi kula, lakini ninaipenda.

765
00:41:04,211 --> 00:41:06,755
Nadhani ni sandwich bora zaidi
duniani, lakini siwezi kula.

766
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:07,923
Sandwich hiyo haijashindwa.

767
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:10,217
Haijawahi kushindwa vita
kwa mwili wangu. Kamwe.

768
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,471
Kila wakati ninakula sandwichi hiyo,
inatoka punda wangu kama buckshot.

769
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,723
Risasi moja. Risasi moja.

770
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:19,101
Pow! Hiyo hapo. Hiyo hapo.

771
00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:21,353
Hata siangalii nyuma.
Najua ni fujo.

772
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:23,898
Najua huko nyuma kuna fujo.

773
00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:25,357
Mshindo!

774
00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:29,862
Unajua kinachonikasirisha
kuhusu sandwich hiyo? Najua naitafuna.

775
00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:32,698
Ninatafuna sandwich hiyo.

776
00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:35,367
Kwa namna fulani huyo mbwembwe
kujiweka pamoja

777
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:37,328
na hutoka punda wangu mzima.

778
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:42,875
Bun iwe nyuma ya kiti cha choo.
Pati ya kuku kwenye sakafu ya goddamn.

779
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,545
Ikabidi nimrudishe yule bitch pamoja
na kuiweka kwenye choo.

780
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:51,008
Fuck hiyo sandwich. Ni moto wa punda.
Ni moto wa punda unaotembea.

781
00:41:56,096 --> 00:41:58,098
Kadiri unavyokua, ndivyo unavyoweza kuwa na kidogo.

782
00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:01,101
Tumbo lako linadhoofika
umri kupata.

783
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:02,770
Huwezi kula shit tena.

784
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:05,022
Ikiwa unataka kucheka kweli,
kwenda kula chakula cha jioni na wazee.

785
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,690
Nenda kwa chakula cha jioni na wazee

786
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:09,610
ili uweze kusikia wazee
waambie wahudumu mavi wasiyoyaweza.

787
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:13,531
Itakuwa shit rahisi zaidi.
"Samahani, kuna limau kwenye maji hayo?"

788
00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:15,282
"Uh-uh! Iondoe hapa."

789
00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:20,037
"Nakula limau hilo,
imekwisha kwangu kwa mwezi."

790
00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:24,208
"Nitakuwa nikicheza kwa siku kadhaa
ikiwa nitakula limau hilo."

791
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:26,585
"Limau inakufanya ujisikie?"

792
00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:32,591
"Hizo ni mbegu za ufuta kwenye hiyo bun?
Uh-uh. Iondoe hapa."

793
00:42:34,176 --> 00:42:36,929
"Ninakula ufuta,
Nimecheka kwa mwaka."

794
00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:37,846
"Nini?"

795
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,391
"Kwa mwaka? Goddamn!"

796
00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:44,395
Lakini kuzeeka ni furaha.

797
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:48,941
Siwezi kusubiri kupata, kama,
kwa upande mwingine wa uzee.

798
00:42:49,024 --> 00:42:51,944
Yote ni juu ya kujua
toleo la zamani ambalo unataka kuwa.

799
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:53,696
Ninajua toleo la zamani ambalo nataka kuwa,

800
00:42:53,779 --> 00:42:55,531
na ninajua toleo hilo
kwamba sitaki kuwa.

801
00:42:55,614 --> 00:42:57,116
Tayari nimefanya mazungumzo na familia yangu.

802
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:58,659
Ikiwa nitafikia kiwango fulani cha zamani,

803
00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:00,661
Sitaki kuishi tena.
Sitaki kuwa hapa.

804
00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:03,330
Sitaki kufikia hatua hii ambapo…
ambapo mimi ni kama ...

805
00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,666
Oh...

806
00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:08,877
Oh...

807
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:12,339
Oh...

808
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:16,427
Ambapo unatazama kila wakati
kama mtu alivyokuita. Oh...

809
00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:19,847
Oh... Oh...

810
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:21,890
Sitaki kutamba live.

811
00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:26,020
Nikifika hapo lazima unikumbushe
ya shit zote ambazo nilikuwa napenda.

812
00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:29,773
"Grandpop, unataka chapati?"
"Sitaki pancakes."

813
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:30,983
"Lakini unapenda pancakes."

814
00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:32,109
"Oh..."

815
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,362
"Oh..."

816
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,823
"Hiyo ni kweli. Mimi hupenda pancakes."

817
00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:43,203
Nirudishe nje.
Nipige risasi kichwani.

818
00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:47,458
Sitakuwa "oh-ing" watu hadi kufa.

819
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:49,335
Oh... Oh...

820
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,422
Mtu kwenda kuweka kwamba nigga chini.

821
00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:58,761
Sitaki kufikia hilo...
kwa nafasi ambayo ninahitaji sanduku la vidonge.

822
00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:00,387
Sitaki hiyo pia.

823
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:03,057
Sanduku hilo la vidonge vya punda mrefu
pamoja na siku za juma juu yake.

824
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:04,725
Afadhali nife jamani.

825
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:09,438
Afadhali nife kuliko kuvuta hiyo
nje ya mfuko wangu katika chakula cha jioni fucking.

826
00:44:10,022 --> 00:44:12,066
"Oh kijana. Oh..."

827
00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:15,527
"Kuna mtu anajua ni siku gani?"

828
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:21,492
"Alhamisi? Hapana.
Nilidhani ni Jumanne. Lo!"

829
00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:23,702
Nipige risasi.

830
00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:27,998
Sitaki kuwa hapa jamani.

831
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:33,170
Ikiwa siwezi kuzima mishumaa yangu ya kuzaliwa
kwenye keki yangu ya kuzaliwa,

832
00:44:33,253 --> 00:44:35,047
Sitaki kuwa hapa jamani.

833
00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:38,676
Hiyo ni shit mbaya zaidi
ambayo unaweza kumfanyia mtu mzee.

834
00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:41,512
Wazee wanatimiza miaka 83, 85.

835
00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:44,932
Unapata keki hizi za kuzaliwa za punda mkubwa
na mishumaa hii yote ya kutisha juu yake.

836
00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:47,142
Una mishumaa 85 kwenye keki ya siku ya kuzaliwa.

837
00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:50,312
Wewe kuja nje. "Heri ya kuzaliwa, Bibi.
Washa mishumaa."

838
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,864
"Unaweza kufanya hivyo, Bibi." Hapana, hawezi!

839
00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:07,496
Nimekuwa hapa kwa dakika 45 nikingojea mbwa huyu
kuzima mishumaa hii!

840
00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:10,040
Lazima niende kazini!

841
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,420
"Unaweza kufanya hivyo, Bibi."

842
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:18,006
Sitaki kuwa hapa jamani.

843
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:24,680
Nataka kufikia umri huo ambapo naweza kusema
chochote kile ambacho kiko akilini mwangu.

844
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,932
Hiyo ndiyo ya zamani ninayotaka kuwa.

845
00:45:27,015 --> 00:45:30,811
Kuna kiwango fulani cha zamani ambapo wewe
anza tu kusema uwongo. Hujali.

846
00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:34,398
Uko upande mwingine wa maisha.
Baadhi ya wazee wamefanya haki.

847
00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:37,276
Unajua ni nani aliyeifanya sawa?
Hadithi ya Quincy Jones.

848
00:45:37,359 --> 00:45:40,070
Pumzika kwa amani kwa hadithi mwenyewe.

849
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,864
Quincy akimtongoza Jones.

850
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:44,616
Ee Mungu wangu.

851
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,579
Mwanaume, Quincy alizeeka,
tu anza kusema shit.

852
00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:53,667
Unataka vichekesho? Tazama kitabu cha Quincy Jones
mahojiano manne au matano ya mwisho.

853
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:55,627
Anaanza tu kusema uwongo.

854
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:59,047
Shit ambayo haikuwa na la kufanya
huku maswali ya mungu yakiulizwa.

855
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:02,426
Quincy alikuwa kwa wakati wake.
Alikuwa akifanya masihara yake mwenyewe.

856
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:06,180
Nilitazama mahojiano. Wakasema,
"Quincy, tuambie muziki unamaanisha nini kwako."

857
00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:09,558
Alisema, "Nimewashinda Wakuu wote."
"Shikilia. Subiri, nini?"

858
00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:13,187
"Yesu Kristo, Quincy. Nini?"

859
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:15,773
"Mimi si kutoa kutomba."

860
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:19,860
"Je! unajua 'Supremes' inamaanisha nini?
Pussy ya juu. sijambo."

861
00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:24,990
"Nimekuwa nikitumia cocaine kwa miaka 60."
"Oh shit!"

862
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:28,452
"Quincy ..."

863
00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:30,954
"Quincy, acha. Acha kuzungumza."

864
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:35,125
"Unafikiri nitafanya fujo?
Nina mambo ambayo watu wanahitaji kujua."

865
00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:37,836
"Najua mambo."

866
00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:41,507
"Hapa kuna kubwa.
Stevie Wonder si kipofu."

867
00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:43,842
"Amekuwa akiidanganya."

868
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:47,179
"Amekuwa akiidanganya wakati huu wote."

869
00:46:47,262 --> 00:46:50,682
"Stevie aliniuliza miaka iliyopita,
'Ninawezaje kushindana na Ray Charles?'

870
00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,643
"Nilisema, 'Kuwa bora katika kuwa kipofu.'

871
00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:54,978
"Unajua Stevie alifanya nini?
Ndivyo alivyofanya."

872
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:07,032
"Anaweza kuziona funguo.
Anaweza kuziona funguo."

873
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,331
"Amekuwa akidanganya."

874
00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:18,293
"Joe, inatosha.
Hakuna zaidi, Joe. Hakuna zaidi."

875
00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:25,092
“Mimi ndiye niliyemwambia Joe Jackson
kuwasumbua watoto hao." "Subiri. Lo!"

876
00:47:31,306 --> 00:47:34,685
"Hakukosa siku.
Hakukosa hata siku moja."

877
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:39,898
Yeye… "Nina moja zaidi, moja zaidi."

878
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,652
"Nina moja zaidi."

879
00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:48,657
"Mimi ni..."

880
00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:51,535
“Mimi ndiye niliyepauka ngozi ya Michael.
nilifanya."

881
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:53,537
Nilifanya hivyo.

882
00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:59,710
Alisema alitaka kwenda peke yake. nilisema,
"Hautafanikiwa kama hivyo."

883
00:47:59,793 --> 00:48:01,795
"Bleach. Nilifanya hivyo!"

884
00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:16,602
Hiyo ni…
Hiyo ni ngazi tofauti ya uzee.

885
00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:17,728
Nataka kufika huko.

886
00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:21,773
Ambapo tu kuanza kusema
unataka nini jamani.

887
00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:24,318
Ninakaribia.

888
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:25,485
Unajua, hii ilikuwa…

889
00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:27,988
Huu ulikuwa utani ambao sikuujua
kama ningeiweka au la.

890
00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:30,949
Lakini nitakuambia.
Nita… nita… nitaiweka ndani. Kwa hivyo…

891
00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:33,911
Kumbuka chakula cha jioni
ambayo niliwaambia nyinyi watu kuhusu, uh,

892
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:36,371
niliyokuwa nayo na familia yangu
kwa mpwa wangu, sawa?

893
00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:40,000
Kwa hivyo kwenye chakula cha jioni, tulimaliza kula.
Mhudumu anatoka.

894
00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:42,753
Hadithi ya kweli. Mhudumu anatoka. Anaenda,
"Hey, nyie mnataka dessert?"

895
00:48:42,836 --> 00:48:45,005
Familia yangu huenda ham.
"Kuzimu ndio, tunataka dessert."

896
00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:47,883
"Nipe mkate wa viazi vitamu.
Nataka pai ya meringue ya limau."

897
00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:50,719
"Keki ya chokoleti ya safu tatu.
Ooh, nipe keki nyekundu ya velvet."

898
00:48:50,802 --> 00:48:53,221
"Oh, jamani hivyo.
Nipe mkate huo wa tufaha. Nina ladha hiyo."

899
00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:55,974
"Nitaonja yako kidogo.
Nipatie bia ya mizizi kuelea, kuelea zaidi."

900
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,976
Alisema,
"Bwana Hart, unataka kitu?"

901
00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:00,020
Nikasema, "Hapana mimi ni mzuri. Sili peremende."

902
00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:02,856
Mjomba alikasirika.
Alisema, "Angalia Hollywood ndogo."

903
00:49:06,818 --> 00:49:09,279
"Angalia Hollywood kidogo."

904
00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:12,783
"Je, wewe ni mzuri sana
kula pipi za mungu

905
00:49:12,866 --> 00:49:14,368
na familia yako?"

906
00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:17,120
"Kwa sababu wewe ni Mheshimiwa Perfect.
Nipe sababu moja

907
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:19,998
kwa nini huwezi kula pipi za mungu
na familia yako ya kijinga."

908
00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:23,210
"Kwa nini huwezi kufurahia dessert
na familia yako?"

909
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,295
Nikasema, “Sijui.

910
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:27,881
Labda kwa sababu kuna tu
rundo la miguu ya kushoto chini ya meza."

911
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,592
"Vipi nianzie hapo?

912
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:32,594
Fikiri juu yake. Fikiri juu yake.

913
00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:36,807
Unaipata? Ni mzaha wa kisukari.

914
00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:38,600
Ni…Ni mzaha wa kisukari.

915
00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:42,270
Kwa hivyo, katika familia nyeusi,
wanapopata kisukari,

916
00:49:42,354 --> 00:49:44,439
kitu cha kwanza wanachopoteza ni mguu wao.

917
00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:48,318
Kwa hivyo nasema ukiangalia chini ya meza,
ni rundo la miguu ya kushoto tu

918
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:51,196
kwa sababu kila mtu ana
kukatwa mguu wao wa kulia. Unaipata?

919
00:49:51,279 --> 00:49:52,489
Ndio?

920
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:56,451
Unaona, uzuri wa utani
si mzaha.

921
00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:58,537
Utani ni kweli
kumpata mzungu

922
00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:01,540
hiyo imechanganyikiwa baada ya kusema.

923
00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:07,212
"Jamani wanakata
kwa miguu ya familia hii?"

924
00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:11,633
Alichanganyikiwa sana. "Subiri, nini? Nini?"

925
00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:17,431
Sijui kama naweza kuiweka, ingawa.

926
00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:19,808
Sijui kama naweza kuweka mzaha

927
00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:22,602
kwani mjomba wangu...
mjomba wangu kweli ana mguu mmoja.

928
00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:26,398
Anafanya hivyo. Na mimi najua
Lazima nimuone tena,

929
00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:27,941
atakuwa na mtazamo.

930
00:50:29,609 --> 00:50:32,112
"Lo, wewe ni nigga wa kuchekesha sana,
si wewe, Kevin?"

931
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:37,200
"Wewe ni mcheshi sana,
si wewe, Kevin?"

932
00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:40,787
"Nipe sababu moja
kwanini nisije huko

933
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:43,165
na kuweka mguu wangu goddamn
kwenye punda wako sasa hivi!"

934
00:50:54,092 --> 00:50:56,344
Alikatwa tu mguu.
Ilitokea tu.

935
00:50:57,095 --> 00:50:59,806
Naweza kusema
kwamba bado hajaichakata kikamilifu

936
00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:03,143
maana bado anasema mengi
ya mavi ya miguu miwili. Anafanya hivyo.

937
00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:05,479
Angekuwa anateleza.

938
00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:09,733
Mcheshi ndani yangu hawezi kuiruhusu kuteleza.
Siwezi kuiruhusu iteleze.

939
00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:13,528
Tulikuwa tunatoka nyumbani siku nyingine,
tukaingia kwenye gari, tukavuta milango ya gari.

940
00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:15,697
Alikuwa kama, "Jamani, kuna baridi hapa.
Fungua mlango."

941
00:51:15,781 --> 00:51:16,948
"Nakimbia na kuchukua koti langu."

942
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:18,825
nilisema…

943
00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:26,750
"Unaweza kuruka huko
na uchukue koti lako."

944
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,086
"Wewe si kukimbia popote."

945
00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:38,136
Ni fursa nzuri
ili kuhakikisha kuwa nyie wote mnaelewa

946
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,514
kwamba nilitupa muunganisho mwingi
kupitia seti.

947
00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:43,725
Niliamua kuipa kichwa seti hii ya Acting My Age

948
00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:47,729
kwa sababu nilitaka kurudisha umakini
kwa upande muhimu wa uzee.

949
00:51:47,813 --> 00:51:50,565
Ninahisi kama tuko katika wakati sasa
ambapo kila mtu anajaribu kuwa mdogo.

950
00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:52,609
Kila mtu anajaribu kurudi nyuma
mikono ya wakati.

951
00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:54,611
- Hakuna mtu anayesherehekea upande mwingine.
-Ndio!

952
00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:56,113
Uzee, hebu niambie ni nini.

953
00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:59,741
Ni ufafanuzi wa maisha uliyoishi,
uzoefu, na hekima.

954
00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:02,452
Bila mambo hayo,
huna W maishani.

955
00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:05,872
Huyo ndiye W maishani.

956
00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:11,044
Pia kuelewa uzee
ni baraka jamani.

957
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:15,966
Ni…Ni baraka isiyoaminika
kwa sababu si lazima kufika huko.

958
00:52:16,049 --> 00:52:17,592
Si lazima kufika huko.

959
00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:21,179
Kwa hivyo ukifika 50, 60, 70, 80,

960
00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:22,931
elewa, wavulana,
hiyo shit haijaahidiwa.

961
00:52:23,014 --> 00:52:25,433
Wewe ni mmoja wa wachache,
mwenye bahati, na aliye kati.

962
00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:28,645
Kwa hivyo simama kwenye pedestal
na kusherehekea maisha yako ya ujinga kwa usahihi

963
00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:30,897
unapofika
nambari hizo za kumbukumbu, sawa?

964
00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:37,863
Na usiogope kukaa kwenye njia yako.

965
00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:42,701
Unapozeeka kama fuck,
kaa kwenye njia yako ya zamani. Usigeuke.

966
00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:45,203
Acha kuyumba.

967
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,707
Ndivyo unavyoumia.
Ndivyo nilivyovunja mboo yangu. Kuteleza.

968
00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:50,417
Kuteleza.

969
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:53,795
Sikuwa na mbio za biashara mtu huyo.
Hakuna biashara.

970
00:52:54,629 --> 00:52:57,632
Imechanganyikiwa majira yangu yote ya joto
na mbio hizo za kijinga.

971
00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:59,342
Nilitupa majira yangu yote kwenye takataka.

972
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:02,345
Mimi na familia yangu tulikuwa
inapaswa kuchukua likizo majira yote ya joto.

973
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,723
Tulichukua likizo moja tu
kwa sababu nilijiumiza.

974
00:53:04,806 --> 00:53:06,266
Tulikwenda Rwanda.

975
00:53:06,766 --> 00:53:10,228
Alitaka kuipeleka familia Rwanda
kwa sababu nilitaka uzoefu mpya.

976
00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:12,272
Kitu ambacho sote tunaweza kushikilia.

977
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:15,108
Kitu ambacho kinaweza kutupa
utamaduni wa mungu kidogo. Kweli?

978
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,319
Uelewa wa mazingira mengine.

979
00:53:17,402 --> 00:53:20,780
Tunapoenda likizo, neno "hapana"
haipo kamwe. Tunakumbatia yote.

980
00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:23,241
Mara tu tukifika Rwanda,
jambo la kwanza linalopendekezwa,

981
00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:25,827
walisema, "Nyinyi watu
inabidi utembee sokwe."

982
00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:28,955
"Lazima uende kwa safari ya sokwe."

983
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:32,000
Kwa wale wako hapa usiku wa leo
ambao hawafanyi nini safari ya sokwe ni,

984
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:33,710
Nitajitahidi kukueleza.

985
00:53:33,793 --> 00:53:37,255
Safari ya gorilla ni
wakati kimsingi kwenda msituni

986
00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:40,550
na unagundua
kinachoonekana kama nyayo za masokwe,

987
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:44,387
tu kufuata nyayo hizo
kukuweka katika makazi ya asili

988
00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:45,805
ya masokwe halisi.

989
00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:49,267
Waliposema, nilisema,
"Fuck it. Sijali. Nitafanya."

990
00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:53,480
Sababu ni kwa sababu, katika akili yangu,
Nilikuwa kama, "Lazima kuwe na glasi."

991
00:53:53,563 --> 00:53:55,148
Kweli?

992
00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,401
Lazima kuwe na glasi.

993
00:53:58,485 --> 00:54:01,196
Sijawahi kuwa karibu na masokwe
na hakujawa na glasi.

994
00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:02,364
Lazima kuwe na glasi.

995
00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:06,159
Wakasema,
"Kevin, watoto wako wadogo hawawezi kwenda."

996
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:08,620
Kwa hivyo ilikuwa mimi, mke wangu,
na vijana wangu wawili.

997
00:54:08,703 --> 00:54:10,205
Sasa tuko na vikundi vingine viwili.

998
00:54:10,288 --> 00:54:12,165
Kuna familia moja ya wazungu wanne,

999
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,417
na kuna mwingine
kundi nyeupe la marafiki wa nne.

1000
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:15,919
Ni jumla yetu 12.

1001
00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:18,588
Ili kufika msituni,
unapaswa kutembea kupitia bustani.

1002
00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:22,259
Hifadhi inageuka kuwa msitu.
Hii ni hadithi ya kweli.

1003
00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:25,136
Tulipofika msituni,
askari walijiunga nasi.

1004
00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:28,390
Walipata AK-47, bunduki za mashine.
Wamevaa gia za mbinu.

1005
00:54:28,473 --> 00:54:31,184
Walikuwa na bastola za mama
wamefungwa kwa miguu yao.

1006
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,895
Kwa kawaida, ninapoona hii,
Nina maswali.

1007
00:54:33,979 --> 00:54:36,523
"Samahani."

1008
00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:39,693
"Samahani. Nini kinaendelea?
Kwa nini wako hapa?"

1009
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,027
"Ni nini kinakaribia kutokea?"

1010
00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:44,072
Akasema, “Loo, wako hapa
ikiwa sokwe watatoka kwenye mstari,

1011
00:54:44,155 --> 00:54:45,407
na tunapaswa kuwaweka chini."

1012
00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:52,372
"Unaposema--
Kama, wanafanya nini? Je wao…"

1013
00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:55,458
"Wanapiga glasi?
Wanafanya nini? Je wao--"

1014
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:56,918
"Je, wanaweza kuvunja kioo?"

1015
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:01,923
Hakuna mtu anayenijibu, kwa hivyo nadhani
mambo ninayosema ni sahihi.

1016
00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:05,885
Sasa tumeunganishwa na mwongozo wa watalii.
Jina la kiongozi wa watalii lilikuwa Antoine.

1017
00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:09,431
Antoine ni mwanaume
ambayo amejitolea maisha yake

1018
00:55:09,514 --> 00:55:11,057
kuelewa sokwe.

1019
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,768
Anajua sokwe ndani na nje,
juu hadi chini.

1020
00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:18,189
Antoine ni mtu Mweusi ambaye simtaki
wazungu ili kujua.

1021
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:20,900
Antoine alikuwa kitu cha karibu zaidi

1022
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:23,069
kwa sokwe binadamu
Nimewahi kuona katika maisha yangu ya kihuni.

1023
00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:27,115
Sasa, ninaposema, inasikika
wazimu mwanzoni, lakini nitaelezea kwa nini.

1024
00:55:27,615 --> 00:55:28,783
Antoine aliwajibika

1025
00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:32,412
kwa kutuambia kile tunachohitaji kufanya
tunapokutana na sokwe halisi.

1026
00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:35,790
Haya ndiyo maneno halisi ya Antoine.
Hivi ndivyo alivyotuambia.

1027
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,001
Anaenda, "Sawa, sikiliza."

1028
00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:39,919
"Sheria namba moja ..."

1029
00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:43,590
"Sheria namba moja.
Haupaswi kumwangalia sokwe machoni."

1030
00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:47,093
"Ikiwa sokwe anakutazama,
unatazama chini. Unawasilisha."

1031
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:50,013
"Unajisalimisha kwa sokwe
kwa sababu huna nguvu."

1032
00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:52,515
"Sokwe ana nguvu.
Huna nguvu."

1033
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:55,852
“Huna nguvu
ikilinganishwa na gorilla. Unaangalia chini."

1034
00:55:55,935 --> 00:55:59,314
"Onyesha sokwe kwamba ana nguvu
na kwamba huna nguvu."

1035
00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:01,358
"Huna nguvu."

1036
00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:04,694
"Sheria namba mbili."

1037
00:56:05,278 --> 00:56:07,614
"Lazima uwe mmoja na sokwe."

1038
00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:10,992
"Lazima ufanye kile sokwe anafanya."

1039
00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:14,913
Anaanza kubadilika
ndani ya sokwe wa kutisha kwa wakati halisi.

1040
00:56:24,005 --> 00:56:26,091
Siwezi kuamini
jamani ninashuhudia nini sasa hivi.

1041
00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:30,053
Ninakasirika kwa sababu
huyu mtu Mweusi anafanya kama sokwe

1042
00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:32,555
mbele ya wazungu hawa.
Napata hasira.

1043
00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:37,185
Na wazungu walikuwa wakiandika maelezo.
Walikuwa wanaandika ujinga.

1044
00:56:37,769 --> 00:56:39,979
Nilikasirika. Nikasema, "Bitch,
unaandika nini jamani?"

1045
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:42,023
Yeye shushed yangu. "Shh. Makini."

1046
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:44,943
"Bitch, nitaondoa punda wako.
Usiniambie nisikilize."

1047
00:56:45,026 --> 00:56:48,530
"Unaandika nini jamani
katika kitabu hicho?” Antoine anaendelea…

1048
00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:53,034
Anaruka juu chini,
kupiga ardhi.

1049
00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:54,411
Pow! Pow!

1050
00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:57,831
Anapomaliza, anamtazama mwanangu.
Anakwenda, "Sasa jaribu."

1051
00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:03,294
Nikasema… nikasema,
"Yeye hatafanya kitu kama hicho!"

1052
00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:08,550
"Sijakaribia
mwanangu anafanya kama gorilla asiye na mungu

1053
00:57:08,633 --> 00:57:11,136
mbele ya wazungu hawa,
ili uweze kuyaharibu maisha yake

1054
00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:12,679
kama walivyowafanyia wavulana wa Yordani."

1055
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:14,681
"Hutafanya hivyo
kwa mwanangu mungu."

1056
00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:18,643
"Hutafanya hivyo
kwa mwanangu mungu!"

1057
00:57:20,728 --> 00:57:22,439
Alisema, "Suti mwenyewe."

1058
00:57:22,522 --> 00:57:23,940
"Suti mwenyewe."

1059
00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:27,819
Anakimbilia kwenye mti,
huuma gome kutoka kwa mti.

1060
00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:32,740
Anaanza kulamba sukari chini.

1061
00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:35,994
Anasema, "Sokwe wanapenda sukari.
Wewe, pia, lazima upende sukari."

1062
00:57:36,661 --> 00:57:38,997
Ananyakua kijiko cha eucalyptus
nje ya vichaka.

1063
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,249
Anaanza kusugua
eucalyptus mwili mzima.

1064
00:57:41,332 --> 00:57:43,334
Anasema, "Sokwe wanapenda
harufu ya eucalyptus."

1065
00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:46,087
"Wewe pia, lazima unuke kama eucalyptus."

1066
00:57:46,171 --> 00:57:47,755
"Sasa, tunasafiri."

1067
00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:50,550
Anaondoka, anakimbia kwenye msitu wa fucking.

1068
00:57:54,512 --> 00:57:55,513
Kumbe!

1069
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,602
Kwa sababu tunapaswa kumfuata.
Inabidi tumfuate.

1070
00:58:01,686 --> 00:58:05,899
Tunatembea msituni.
Mkono juu ya Biblia. Hii ni hadithi ya kweli.

1071
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:10,361
Dakika kumi na tano, ishirini kwenye safari,
anaacha. Anaenda, "Acha."

1072
00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:12,030
Maneno yake halisi...

1073
00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:15,825
"Wapo hapa."

1074
00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:27,086
nilisema…

1075
00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:30,006
"Kioo kiko wapi?
Nitapata wapi nyuma ya glasi?"

1076
00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:33,635
"Kioo kiko wapi?"

1077
00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:37,847
Watu, niligeukia kushoto kwa goddamn wangu.

1078
00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:41,851
Sokwe wa kike wapatao saba hadi tisa
toka vichaka vya mungu.

1079
00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:44,062
Wako kwenye miguu miwili.
Hawa akina mama wanatembea.

1080
00:58:44,145 --> 00:58:45,730
Wanatoka nje.

1081
00:58:45,813 --> 00:58:49,025
Sijawahi kuona shit kama hiyo.
Mara moja, niliwasilisha.

1082
00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:50,026
Niliinua mkono wangu juu.

1083
00:58:50,109 --> 00:58:51,528
Nilipiga chini. nawasilisha.

1084
00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:53,780
nawasilisha.

1085
00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:57,825
Antoine alijaribu kunichukua.
Alisema, "Kevin, inuka, inuka, inuka."

1086
00:58:57,909 --> 00:59:01,746
Nikasema, "Hapana. Niondolee uchafu.
Sina nguvu. Wana nguvu."

1087
00:59:01,829 --> 00:59:03,122
"Sina nguvu."

1088
00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:06,459
"Sina uwezo. Wana uwezo."

1089
00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:12,257
Ninaangalia hivi, mke wangu, dumbass,
simu imezimwa na flash imewashwa.

1090
00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:15,677
Anajaribu kupata video.
Anajaribu kupata picha.

1091
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,012
Nilimpiga. "Bitch, shuka."

1092
00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:19,764
"Shuka. Wasilisha."

1093
00:59:19,847 --> 00:59:23,226
"Hatuna nguvu.
Wana nguvu. Hatuna nguvu."

1094
00:59:24,352 --> 00:59:27,730
Sasa ni kama 15 kati yao.
Ni kama kucheka 15.

1095
00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:31,359
Familia nzima ya mungu.
Kundi la wapwa, wapwa, shangazi, wajomba.

1096
00:59:31,442 --> 00:59:34,445
Hawa akina mama wanazunguka zunguka,
na tuko katikati ya hili.

1097
00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:36,155
Yote yanatokea haraka sana.

1098
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,074
Sokwe mmoja alinigusa paji la uso.

1099
00:59:38,157 --> 00:59:40,827
Hakunipiga,
lakini alirudisha paji la uso wangu,

1100
00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:44,080
na kuyafanya macho yangu kufunguka zaidi
kuliko walivyowahi kuwa nayo katika maisha yangu. Kama...

1101
00:59:44,163 --> 00:59:46,457
Nilikuwa na weupe sana machoni mwangu.

1102
00:59:47,166 --> 00:59:49,419
Na wakati mimi…
Nilipofanya hivyo niliweza kumuona yule askari.

1103
00:59:49,502 --> 00:59:50,545
Askari yuko hapa.

1104
00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:54,299
Nikasema, "Piga!
unafanya nini jamani?"

1105
00:59:55,883 --> 00:59:57,427
"Piga!"

1106
00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,888
"Hili ni shambulio dhahiri.
Ni mashambulizi!"

1107
01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:04,350
Anajaribu kupasua fucking
paji la uso wangu.

1108
01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:05,643
sijui anafanya nini.

1109
01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:09,522
Masokwe wote wanaendelea kucheza.

1110
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:11,524
Wanafanya uchafu.
Tunaitazama.

1111
01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:13,735
Bila sababu,
wote huamka kwa wakati mmoja.

1112
01:00:13,818 --> 01:00:17,113
Wanakimbia msituni.
Antoine anasimama. Amesisimka sana.

1113
01:00:17,196 --> 01:00:20,658
Anaenda,
"Si ni nzuri? Si ni nzuri?"

1114
01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:23,286
"Maisha ya gorilla,
kuishi, kibinafsi."

1115
01:00:23,369 --> 01:00:27,081
"Sasa, tunamfuatilia sokwe
ili tuweze kuona jinsi sokwe anavyoishi."

1116
01:00:27,165 --> 01:00:28,583
"Tunamfuata sokwe."

1117
01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:31,836
Nikasema, "Fuck wewe, mtu. Hapana."

1118
01:00:33,087 --> 01:00:36,549
"Sifuati sokwe wasio na akili.
Hapana! narudi."

1119
01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:39,594
"Mimi na familia yangu tunarudi,
na ninataka kuchukua askari pamoja nami

1120
01:00:39,677 --> 01:00:42,513
haogopi kufanya kazi yake,
tofauti na huyu jamaa."

1121
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:45,058
"Wewe ni kichaa. Ndiyo, wewe ni."

1122
01:00:45,141 --> 01:00:47,518
"Wewe ni kichaa.
Alijaribu kung'oa paji la uso wangu!"

1123
01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:52,273
Anasema, "Kevin, hapana.
Lazima umalize safari."

1124
01:00:52,357 --> 01:00:53,775
"Lazima umalize safari."

1125
01:00:53,858 --> 01:00:55,568
Nikasema, "Hapana, narudi."

1126
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:59,697
Anaenda, "Hapana. Mkuu." Nikasema,
"Nzuri. Nataka kuzungumza na bosi wako mchafu."

1127
01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:02,784
“Sipendi jinsi ulivyotutendea
tangu tupo hapa."

1128
01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:05,203
Mkono juu ya Biblia, watu.
Nikageuka kushoto kwangu.

1129
01:01:05,286 --> 01:01:09,332
Sokwe wa maisha halisi anaonekana
kutoka kwa vichaka sawa vya goddamn.

1130
01:01:09,415 --> 01:01:12,251
Ee Mungu wangu.
Ninaposema sokwe wa maisha halisi,

1131
01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:14,879
Ninazungumza juu ya nigga halisi.
Kifua chote, hakuna miguu.

1132
01:01:14,962 --> 01:01:18,174
Kifua chote, hakuna miguu.

1133
01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:21,844
Sokwe huyu hajawahi kufanya miguu.
Wote kifua.

1134
01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:26,516
Ikiwa sokwe alienda kwenye gereza,
angeonekana hivi.

1135
01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:29,102
Sijawahi kuona shit kama hii.

1136
01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:31,604
Akatoka nje, akaugusa mti.
Mti ulianguka tu.

1137
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:33,356
Upinde! Mti uko chini.

1138
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:35,692
Watu, siwezi kuamini

1139
01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:38,778
kwamba niko katika umbali wa mikono
ya sokwe wa maisha halisi.

1140
01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:41,280
Mimi kwa kweli katika hofu ya wakati fucking.

1141
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:44,450
Kila mtu mwingine yuko ardhini.
Kila mtu mwingine amewasilisha.

1142
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:47,286
Mimi peke yangu nimesimama,
kumtazama mrejesho wa fedha.

1143
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:49,706
Kitu pekee
aliyeniondoa ni mwanangu.

1144
01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:51,374
Mwanangu aligonga mguu wangu mara mbili.

1145
01:01:51,457 --> 01:01:53,167
Ninageuka.

1146
01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:54,210
Mwanangu alisema…

1147
01:01:54,293 --> 01:01:57,046
"Kwaheri, Baba." Nikasema, “Ni nini…”

1148
01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:03,094
"Unamaanisha, 'Kwaheri, Baba'?
Nini?" Ee Mungu wangu.

1149
01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:06,556
Ee Mungu wangu. Kulipambazuka kwangu.

1150
01:02:06,639 --> 01:02:08,391
Navunja sheria namba moja.

1151
01:02:08,474 --> 01:02:12,103
Kanuni namba moja ilikuwa,
"Usiangalie nyuma ya fedha machoni."

1152
01:02:12,186 --> 01:02:14,814
Natafuta pesa hii
amekufa kwa jicho la utani.

1153
01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:17,066
Sasa ninaogopa.

1154
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:19,736
Ninaogopa.
Sijui nifanye nini jamani.

1155
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,321
Kwa hivyo ninageuka na kuzungumza na Antoine,
ili Antoine aweze kuniambia la kufanya.

1156
01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:25,867
Ninapogeuka kuzungumza na Antoine,
Antoine alikuwa amekwenda.

1157
01:02:25,950 --> 01:02:27,452
Antoine...

1158
01:02:27,535 --> 01:02:31,164
Antoine alikuwa anakimbia na umbo bora zaidi
Nimewahi kuona katika maisha yangu ya kihuni.

1159
01:02:31,247 --> 01:02:33,583
Alikuwa na vidole vyake
imefungwa hadi ukamilifu.

1160
01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:35,668
Huyu mama mjamzito alikuwa anampiga yule mbwembwe.

1161
01:02:37,336 --> 01:02:40,423
Alikuwa anakata upepo huo
kama kipande cha keki. Unanisikia?

1162
01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:45,511
Kwa wakati huu, sijui la kufanya.
Katika hatua hii, ndivyo ilivyo.

1163
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,513
Ninaangalia nyuma ya fedha.
Silverback ananitazama.

1164
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:50,099
Ngoja nikuambie kitu.
Sijawahi kuwa kichaa.

1165
01:02:50,183 --> 01:02:53,728
Sitaanza kuwa kichaa leo.
Ni nini jamani.

1166
01:02:53,811 --> 01:02:57,273
Wakati ninaangalia nyuma ya fedha,
aliamua kunigonga. Alisema…

1167
01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,318
Acha nikuambie hii inamaanisha nini.

1168
01:03:00,401 --> 01:03:01,944
Wakati mchezaji wa fedha anapiga kifua chao,

1169
01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:04,113
ndivyo wanavyokufahamisha
wana nguvu kiasi gani.

1170
01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:07,158
Ndivyo wanavyopima
nani ana nguvu kabla ya kupigana.

1171
01:03:07,241 --> 01:03:09,577
Hapa kuna habari nyingine.
Wakati wenye fedha wanapigana,

1172
01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:12,413
mrejesho wowote wa fedha atapoteza pambano,
hupoteza kila kitu.

1173
01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:14,874
Unapoteza mke wako na watoto wako.

1174
01:03:14,957 --> 01:03:18,419
Unapoteza pambano kama mchezaji wa fedha,
lazima utembee msituni bila chochote.

1175
01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:22,089
Lazima ufikirie maisha ya nje.
Huna lolote. Kweli?

1176
01:03:22,173 --> 01:03:24,967
Ndio maana alikuwa na watoto wengi
na wote ni wake wa mungu.

1177
01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:27,678
Alifanya balaa
kwamba punda nyingi za fedha. Amefanya hivyo.

1178
01:03:28,262 --> 01:03:30,181
Sasa hili ni swali.
Ni swali kwenu nyote.

1179
01:03:30,264 --> 01:03:32,600
Usijibu sasa.
Jibu baadaye kwa wakati wako mwenyewe.

1180
01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:36,646
Hiyo ni hasara kweli?
Kama, ikiwa tunapigana ... sawa? Sikiliza.

1181
01:03:36,729 --> 01:03:41,025
Ikiwa tunapigana na mimi kupoteza, unasema
kwamba unapaswa kuchukua mke wangu na watoto wangu,

1182
01:03:41,108 --> 01:03:43,986
na uende hivyo,
na ninapata kwenda njia hii bure.

1183
01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,447
Je! ndivyo unasema?

1184
01:03:46,531 --> 01:03:48,449
Maana haionekani kama hasara.

1185
01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:51,828
Sawa. Kwa hivyo, ninaangalia nyuma ya fedha.
Ananitazama.

1186
01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:55,039
Ni nini jamani. Mimi ni kama, sawa.
Sitagonga kifua changu nyuma.

1187
01:03:55,122 --> 01:03:58,000
Nikifanya hivyo, atajua kuwa mimi ni mjanja.
Siko karibu kufanya hivyo.

1188
01:03:58,084 --> 01:04:00,586
Kwa hivyo nilifanya kile ambacho mwanaume mwingine yeyote angefanya
kama zingekuwa kwenye viatu vyangu.

1189
01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:03,506
Hakuna mwanaume katika chumba hiki
hiyo haingefanya vile nilivyofanya

1190
01:04:03,589 --> 01:04:04,632
kama ungekuwa katika nafasi yangu.

1191
01:04:04,715 --> 01:04:08,135
Nilimtazama yule mnyama aliyekufa machoni,
na nilifanya kila kitu Antoine alisema. nilisema…

1192
01:04:11,722 --> 01:04:13,474
Niliruka juu. Nilipiga chini.

1193
01:04:13,558 --> 01:04:15,393
Nilikimbilia kwenye mti. Nilikata gome.

1194
01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:17,603
Nilishika eucalyptus,
aliisugua kwenye punda wangu.

1195
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:21,107
Sababu pekee kwa nini ninakuambia
yote haya ni kwa sababu najua kwa ukweli

1196
01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:24,026
hao wazungu walirekodi jambo zima.
Walipata yote kwenye kanda.

1197
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:27,154
Ni suala la muda
kabla mambo haya hayajaingia kwenye mtandao,

1198
01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:29,156
lakini nilitaka nyote
kusikia kutoka kwangu kwanza.

1199
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:30,408
Kwa hivyo unaelewa kuwa nilifanya

1200
01:04:30,491 --> 01:04:32,201
nilipaswa kufanya nini jamani
kuokoa familia yangu,

1201
01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:34,328
na nilijifunza somo muhimu siku hiyo.

1202
01:04:34,412 --> 01:04:37,415
Na somo ambalo nilijifunza ni
kwamba nilipaswa kuchukua kidonge kingine cha dick.

1203
01:04:37,498 --> 01:04:39,709
Nilipaswa kwenda
pamoja na Silverback 45 Pro.

1204
01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:43,170
Ni kidonge chenye nguvu zaidi.
Na, Miami, nyinyi ni umati wenye nguvu.

1205
01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:46,173
Asante sana kwa kuungana nami.

1206
01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:49,385
Jina langu ni Kevin Hart,
na ninakupenda. Usiku mwema.